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:ujel: :ujel: ʙɪᴛᴄʜ💅🏽 ɪ'ᴍ👆 ꜱᴍᴏᴋɪɴ'💨 ʜᴇᴀᴛ🔥 ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴ ᴏᴠᴇɴ♨️, ʜᴀɴꜱᴇʟ🧒 ᴀɴᴅ ɢʀᴇᴛᴇʟ👧
ꜱɪᴘᴘɪɴ' ᴛᴇᴀ🍵 ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ🍆 ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴇɪɢʜʙᴏʀʜᴏᴏᴅ🏘️⚰️, ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ🙅⛔ ʜᴀɴᴅʟᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋᴇᴛᴛʟᴇ
ᴘᴜʟʟɪɴ' ᴜᴘ⬆️, ᴅᴏᴜʙʟᴇ2️⃣ ɢʟᴏᴠɪɴ🧤', ɪ'ᴍ ʙᴜᴢᴢɪɴ'🐝 ɢʀɪᴘᴘɪɴ'✊ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟꜱ🤘
ꜱᴘᴇɴᴅ💸 ᴀ ᴅᴏᴢᴇɴ💰 ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴘ💩 ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ꜱᴇᴛᴛʟᴇ🤝👪
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🤨🧐ʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ʙᴇᴇꜰ🐄, ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ᴀ ᴄʜɪᴄᴋᴇɴ🐔🤨🧐, ɪ ꜱᴍᴏᴋᴇ💨 ᴀ ɴɪɢɢᴀ👨🏿, ʀᴏᴛɪꜱꜱᴇʀɪᴇ🍗
ʏᴏᴜ ʜɪꜱᴛᴏʀʏ👵, ɪ ᴜꜱᴇ ᴍʏ ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ🔫 ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ᴍʏꜱᴛᴇʀʏ❓ ʟɪᴋᴇ ꜱᴄᴏᴏʙʏ-ᴅᴏᴏ🐕🚐
ɪ ʀᴏʟʟ🧻 ᴜᴘ⬆️ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏᴏʙɪᴇ🚬, ꜰᴜʟʟ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪꜰᴜʟ😍🍃
ʜᴇʀ ʙᴏᴏᴛʏ🍑 ᴘᴜʟʟ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ 'ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ ꜱᴜɪᴛᴀʙʟᴇ👍, ɪʀʀᴇꜰᴜᴛᴀʙʟᴇ👌
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ʀᴜɴ🏃 ᴜᴘ⬆️ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ᴠɪᴄᴛɪᴍ😞, ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴ'👉👌 ꜱʜᴏᴏᴛᴇʀ💥🔫
ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ🚫 ᴘᴀʏ💸 ꜰᴏʀ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ, ɪ ʟᴇᴀᴋ💧 'ᴇᴍ, ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ⌚ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴀᴍɴ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴜᴛᴇʀ🖥️
ʙᴀᴄᴋ🔙 ɪɴ ʜɪɢʜ⬆️ ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟ🏫 ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ᴍʏ ꜱᴄᴏᴏᴛᴇʀ,🛴 ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴍᴇ👆 ᴀ ʟᴏᴏᴛᴇʀ 👤💰
ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ😌ꜱᴍᴀʀᴛ,🧠 ɪ ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ⛔ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ɴᴏ🚫 ᴛᴜᴛᴏʀ,👨‍🏫 ʙᴏʀɴ👶 ᴀ ᴛʀᴜᴇ✔️ ɪɴᴛʀᴜᴅᴇʀ🕵️
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ʙɪᴛᴄʜ💅🏽 ɪ'ᴍ👆 ꜱᴍᴏᴋɪɴ'💨 ɢᴀꜱ⛽ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀᴍʙᴇʀꜱ🚬🍃 ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏʟᴏᴄᴀᴜꜱᴛ🚫✡️️🔥
ᴘᴜʟʟ ᴜᴘ⬆️ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴋ🎯 ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ʀɪꜰʟᴇ,🔫ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏʟᴏ ᴄᴏꜱᴛ💰
ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜᴇʀ👨‍🏫 ꜱᴀɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ⛔ ʙᴇ ꜱᴜᴄᴄᴇꜱꜱꜰᴜʟ🏆🥇 ᴍᴀᴋɪɴ' ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ🎬🎥
ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜᴇʀ👩‍🏫 ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ ɴᴏ🚫 ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ,👨‍⚕️ ɢᴏᴛ ɴᴏ⛔ ᴘᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴄᴇ, ɴᴀʜ🙅🚫:ujel: :ujel:
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sharing my OBJECTIVE OPINION
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I've never been more passionate about not enjoying something, thank you (not) Miyazaki
I've written a 7 page PDF File about how bad this game is. to sum it up:

The Good:
-POWER STANCING!!!!
-Bonfire ascetic mechanic
-DS2 fashion souls>>>>
-NG+ adds actual content
-One boss is good (Fume Knight)

The Bad:
-Most of the worst boss runbacks in the series are here :)
-10 000 enemies per square inch
-lock on is awful
*Slow turns, slow run, jank
*Tutorial teaches u to use lock on, but it makes the game 5x more annoying
*Locked off play makes game enjoyable, but turns a majority of bosses trivial (because
they were designed around being locked on them)
-The game is TOO. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. SLOW. [both u and enemies are snails] which could be fun but everything around level design and enemy placement makes it frustrating and anti-fun.
-Rolling feels janky [iframes tied to AGILITY (ADP) stat] {you have to specifically stat for the game to feel fair}
-Max HP decrease while repeatedly dying [yes, you killed me, you don't have to spit in my face too]
-BACKSTABS ARE AWFUL - they don’t give iframes + lock u in the animations making it a cheap way to kill you :)
*same with chest opening and ladder animations btw :]
-LIFEGEMS - added only to compensate for the awfuly slow estus drinking speed, but stack like 50 of them and you're virtually unkillable (thus so many cheap ways to kill the player are present in the game)
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happens to the best
|Charisma +100|Toxic 1 Jul @ 4:56pm 
I pee'ed myself
ToastyCrumpet 1 Jun @ 10:42am 
The CIA glow in the dark. You can see 'em if you're driving, you just run them over, that's what you do. ♥♥♥♥♥♥' CIA
ToastyCrumpet 10 Mei @ 7:08am 
Slark :mhwhappy:
viridis infranenata 2 Mei @ 11:19am 
wanna play some mfing kirby co op
ToastyCrumpet 4 Apr @ 2:22pm 
Imagine not liking the vibes of Reina