Have a nice day!

So, I was in bed with Omar Keaton (guy's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dish), he slapped my bubbly ass and watched it jiggle for like ten seconds, and that's not even my record. We talk about our hopes and dreams while we knead the pizza dough that is our joined booties. At night, we both dream of our all-time greatest threesome - where we smear Pizza Hut cookie dough all over your hairy chest and suckle from each follicle to reclaim it. Such yumminess. Such joy. This is what dreams are made of.

Bet you make your own special sauce at night

At night I click on your profile. Oh the excitement, it fills the air. With one hand under the covers, the other firmly placed on my nipple I begin. Working on my throbbing penis to the thought of your chiseled masculine body, wrestling me into the ground. You overpower me and punishes my weak body, oh my boi♥♥♥♥♥ you have conquered. And then I squirt with the force of a thousand elephants, with the sound of a thousand screaming children and the might of a titan. Thus my fantasy ends, and I clean up and sleep, cuddling my pillow with a picture of you on it. Sweet dreams my prince, I say, kissing you tenderly.

At night I click on your profile. Oh the excitement, it fills the air. With one hand under the covers, the other firmly placed on my nipple I begin. Working on my throbbing penis to the thought of your chiseled masculine body, wrestling me into the ground. You overpower me and punishes my weak body, oh my boi♥♥♥♥♥ you have conquered. And then I squirt with the force of a thousand elephants, with the sound of a thousand screaming children and the might of a titan. Thus my fantasy ends, and I clean up and sleep, cuddling my pillow with a picture of you on it. Sweet dreams my prince, I say, kissing you tenderly.

He doesnt like me for my glorious communist beliefs