Mortimm
TO THOSE THAT KEEP BUGGING ME BY ADDING ME TO FRIENDS FOR MY ITEMS.
My items will NEVER be for sale.
Don't ask. You will never get it, no matter what time of day, no matter what year it is, no matter if you think "Well I'll convince them with this method", no you won't.
I'm stubborn and I will stick to my answer.
I will never trade you, I will never become your friend to trade you in the future, I don't trust easily so you're down on your luck there too.
I'll never EVER, no matter what you offer, trade ANYTHING to you unless I've initiated contact with you first.

You will N E V E R get the Hellfire Bonk Boy, The Burning Tossle Cap, NONE OF IT.
E V E R !
Got that? You could sell your house, your McLaren, you can get Mr. Beast on the line, you could sell slaves to me, you could get NATO on the line, Hell you could give me magical powers, even bring my Dad back from the dead, get rid of my ADHD, cure my depression, give me a better childhood and give me all the answers to my life, past present or future, life in general and everything in between and you STILL WON'T GET IT.
NOTHING you offer me EVER will convince me to trade what I have to you. You shall not, can not and WILL NOT get my items.
Do you get it? Has it sunken in yet? I have to have this on a bind now, because you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are so whiny, desperate and non stop, it's pathetic.

Spread the word. Preach it as gospel. A sermon from a Cult Leader to his followers. Put it on a scroll, save it in the annals of history. Wish for it from a well.
Mortimm will never trade his items.

Has it gotten through yet?

M O R T I M M
WILL NEVER
S E L L
Mortimm. This profile you're on right now. THIS ONE.
WILL NEVER.
TRADE.
Y O U .

UNLESS I INITIATE A TRADE AND ADD YOU FIRST !

Y O U
DO
NOT
HAVE
A
SHOT
AT
IT.

MORTIMM WILL NEVER TRADE HIS ITEMS TO YOU OR ANYONE NEAR YOU OR RELATED TO YOU IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM. ANY AND EVERY SENTIENT AND NON SENTIENT BEING AND EVERY OBJECT IMAGINED PAST PRESENT OR FUTURE. NO ONE. GETS. MY ITEMS. BUT ME.

N O M A T T E R
H O W B I G
Y O U R P R E C I O U S E G O A N D C O N F I D E N C E I S .
Y O U W I L L N E V E R O W N I T F R O M M E .
P E R I O D .

ANYONE WHO ASKS GETS BLOCKED IMMEDIATELY AND PERMANENTLY, TO ENSURE THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN, AND YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON.

If you've had this copy pasted to you in a message, you can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ read a simple profile summary?
Then I don't respect you either. You had even less of a chance to trade me because you "couldn't be bothered", so why should I be bothered with your inane ♥♥♥♥?
Piss off.

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FAVOURITES
As I hone my craft, mains will change until solidified, usually by indication of not updating.
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L4D Survivor
Zoey

L4D Special Infected
Hunter
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Tekken 7

Leroy
Katarina
Lidia
Anna
Bryan Fury
Dragunov
Zafina
Armour King
Law
Hwoarang
Yoshimitsu
Kazuya
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TF2

Scout
Pyro
Sniper
Demoman
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Dragon Ball FighterZ

Android 17
Goku Black
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SSBU

Dark Samus
Sephiroth
Robin
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KF
Berserker
Firebug


KF2
Berserker
Gunslinger
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Fire Emblem

Knoll
Lyon
Ephidel
Jaffar
Joshua
Gonzalez
Ephraim
Wil
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:riftdeath:
TO THOSE THAT KEEP BUGGING ME BY ADDING ME TO FRIENDS FOR MY ITEMS.
My items will NEVER be for sale.
Don't ask. You will never get it, no matter what time of day, no matter what year it is, no matter if you think "Well I'll convince them with this method", no you won't.
I'm stubborn and I will stick to my answer.
I will never trade you, I will never become your friend to trade you in the future, I don't trust easily so you're down on your luck there too.
I'll never EVER, no matter what you offer, trade ANYTHING to you unless I've initiated contact with you first.

You will N E V E R get the Hellfire Bonk Boy, The Burning Tossle Cap, NONE OF IT.
E V E R !
Got that? You could sell your house, your McLaren, you can get Mr. Beast on the line, you could sell slaves to me, you could get NATO on the line, Hell you could give me magical powers, even bring my Dad back from the dead, get rid of my ADHD, cure my depression, give me a better childhood and give me all the answers to my life, past present or future, life in general and everything in between and you STILL WON'T GET IT.
NOTHING you offer me EVER will convince me to trade what I have to you. You shall not, can not and WILL NOT get my items.
Do you get it? Has it sunken in yet? I have to have this on a bind now, because you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are so whiny, desperate and non stop, it's pathetic.

Spread the word. Preach it as gospel. A sermon from a Cult Leader to his followers. Put it on a scroll, save it in the annals of history. Wish for it from a well.
Mortimm will never trade his items.

Has it gotten through yet?

M O R T I M M
WILL NEVER
S E L L
Mortimm. This profile you're on right now. THIS ONE.
WILL NEVER.
TRADE.
Y O U .

UNLESS I INITIATE A TRADE AND ADD YOU FIRST !

Y O U
DO
NOT
HAVE
A
SHOT
AT
IT.

MORTIMM WILL NEVER TRADE HIS ITEMS TO YOU OR ANYONE NEAR YOU OR RELATED TO YOU IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM. ANY AND EVERY SENTIENT AND NON SENTIENT BEING AND EVERY OBJECT IMAGINED PAST PRESENT OR FUTURE. NO ONE. GETS. MY ITEMS. BUT ME.

N O M A T T E R
H O W B I G
Y O U R P R E C I O U S E G O A N D C O N F I D E N C E I S .
Y O U W I L L N E V E R O W N I T F R O M M E .
P E R I O D .

ANYONE WHO ASKS GETS BLOCKED IMMEDIATELY AND PERMANENTLY, TO ENSURE THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN, AND YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON.

If you've had this copy pasted to you in a message, you can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ read a simple profile summary?
Then I don't respect you either. You had even less of a chance to trade me because you "couldn't be bothered", so why should I be bothered with your inane ♥♥♥♥?
Piss off.

___________________________________________________________________________________
FAVOURITES
As I hone my craft, mains will change until solidified, usually by indication of not updating.
______________________________________________
L4D Survivor
Zoey

L4D Special Infected
Hunter
______________________________________________
Tekken 7

Leroy
Katarina
Lidia
Anna
Bryan Fury
Dragunov
Zafina
Armour King
Law
Hwoarang
Yoshimitsu
Kazuya
______________________________________________
TF2

Scout
Pyro
Sniper
Demoman
______________________________________________
Dragon Ball FighterZ

Android 17
Goku Black
______________________________________________
SSBU

Dark Samus
Sephiroth
Robin
______________________________________________
KF
Berserker
Firebug


KF2
Berserker
Gunslinger
______________________________________________
Fire Emblem

Knoll
Lyon
Ephidel
Jaffar
Joshua
Gonzalez
Ephraim
Wil
______________________________________________
:riftdeath:
Currently Offline
Writer, Mod Creator and User (L4D2 Sound and/or Music Replacements), Mapmaker (Timesplitters 2 & Future Perfect), Gamer.
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Mod User & Creator
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http://steamproxy.net/id/Mortimm/myworkshopfiles/

I make sound mods for Left 4 Dead 2 and post them on the Workshop. Feel free to check them out, including themes that aren't normally modified like the L4D1 campaigns, jockey sounds, boomer sounds, music and plenty more!

As shown on my Workshop page, I normally mod sounds that aren't covered as much on the Workshop because I, being an active user of skin and sound mods myself, like to customise everything if it can be customised. To make it a whole new looking game if possible but have it play the same way.

I usually go through 3 phases when making skin mods and sound mods.

- Idea phase (Ideas are thought up first, a list is made from games audio to movie music to just plain ole music or sounds on their own).
- Planning phase (Testing is done to provide a good, fitting track/voice over that I think does L4D2 justice and to make sure it works for ME first so I don't upload a defective creation to you guys. Someone's gotta be the guinea pig).
- Public phase (The product is released for all if not a selective few that do want it to enjoy. This wont be listed in this category unlike the ideas and planning phases. It will be in the workshop. Click the link above to check out my workshop page).

Please note: I accept all criticism, however it must be constructive, informative and must provide me stuff like what the issue is, how it occurs and what OS you're using. This is so we can see if it's compatibility issues for you or if its due to basic user error for me. Basic info.
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Gamer
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From games I played at the age of 4 to games I play now.

Games I played when I was 4-13
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Halloween Harry (PC)
Epic Pinball (PC)
Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure (PC)
Commander Keen (Episodes 4 and 6) (PC)
ROTT: Rise Of The Triad (The 1994 game not the most recent release) (PC)
Wolfenstein 3D (The very first fps I played) (PC)
Raptor: Call of the Shadows (Shoot 'em Up) (PC)
Doom 1 (PC)
Doom 2 (PC)
Doom 64 (N64)
Duke Nukem 1 (PC)
Duke Nukem 2 (PC)
Duke Nukem 3D (PC)
Diddy Kong Racing (First Nintendo 64 game! First console game that I ever played) (N64)
Mario Kart 64 (N64)
Super Smash Bros (N64)
Super Mario 64 (N64)
Donkey Kong 64 (N64)
Banjo Kazooie (N64)
Banjo Tooie (N64)
Super Mario Bros (GBC)
Pokemon Red, Blue and Yellow (GBC)
Pokemon Gold, Silver and Crystal (GBC)
Pokemon Stadium (N64)
Pokemon Stadium 2 (N64)
Mario Party 2 (N64)
Mario Tennis (N64 and GBC)
Mario Golf (N64)
Mario Picross (GBC)
Red Faction (The first ever clan I joined was in this game, sunk a good 1000+ hours into it I reckon but it was not on Steam and was on disc. Not to mention a long time ago). (PC)
Red Faction 2 (PC)
Tekken 2 (PS1)
Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage (PS1)
Crash Team Racing (PS1)
Donkey Kong Country 1 (SNES)
Donkey Kong Country 2 (SNES)
Donkey Kong Country 3 (SNES)
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64) (Not for long, not a fan).
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask (N64) (Again not for long).
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Games I played in my teens
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PC
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Halo Combat Evolved
Halo Custom Edition (A much more customizable version of Halo: CE. Home to many mods, maps and even fully fledged campaigns).
Counter Strike 1.6
Counter Strike Source
Aliens VS Predator 2
Warcraft 3 Reign of Chaos
Warcraft 3 The Frozen Throne (I love this game. I think I sunk a good 10 years into it, the rmk? not so much).
Unreal Tournament 2004
Grand Theft Auto Vice City

PS1
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Tekken 3
Silent Hill 1

PS2
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Vampire Night
TimeSplitters 2 (An extremely fun game that allowed you to create maps and custom campaigns inside the game with its own AI and pathing and so much more! Years of entertainment! I STILL play it with my friends).
TimeSplitters: Future Perfect (Even bigger mapmaker with custom campaigns and different AI depending on what they were. Robots would beam in, Zombies would rise from the dead when you approach etc).
NBA Streets
The Sims: Bustin' Out! (Many hours were sunk into this game. So fun! Loved the sounds when the Sims complained xD).
Silent Hill 2 (First horror game I ever played. This game's rough... in a good way).
Silent Hill 3
Max Payne
Max Payne 2

GBA
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Fire Emblem
Fire Emblem Sacred Stones (Getting one of every type of fighter in these games was a nightmare... but I did it :D).
Pokemon Ruby
Pokemon Sapphire
Pokemon Emerald

XBOX
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Halo 2

XBOX 360
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Halo 3

GC (Gamecube)
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TimeSplitters 2 (played this version before the ps2 version)

This is as much as I can remember right now at the top of my head. This also included games that I remember the most. If you ask me about certain games and I say yes, I probably didn't list them here as I couldn't remember while I was typing this out.

I will update this regularly when I think of 'em.
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A setup to help players using controllers get the most out of combos and charge shots. It's not necessary to enjoy the game, but it's super useful especially when you've unlocked everyone's charge shots.
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Mika 6 Sep, 2014 @ 12:18pm 
+rep wow paid B/o without hesitating I feel lucky.
Loot.tf | Bot #1 6 Sep, 2014 @ 3:19am 
+rep - Thank you for trading with me!
- BgMaC: 22 Nov, 2013 @ 10:40pm 
Very nice guy, we did a trade that involved a lot of buds and keys. Several minutes after the trade he messaged me letting me know he accidently shortchanged me some keys then traded me. It's very refreshing to see a trader like this + REP ++ RESPECT
Tuk Tuk 26 Sep, 2013 @ 4:42am 
:medicon:REP. amazing trader with awesome bp. :)
Salvador Roadshow 4 Jul, 2013 @ 12:58am 
+rep great trader and amazing hats! :)
Ash Tray 27 Jun, 2013 @ 10:22pm 
+rep nice trader and a honest one. +++