Recent reviews by MisterVanity

Monster Hunter World was better.

A girl with 3 legs and 3 feet?... New fetish unlocked! 10/10

Phassion is pay to win, and I'm phucking winning!

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Are YOU interested in Dying Light 2?!

Well do I have a deal for you! Act now and you can get Dying Light 1 for HALF the price of Dying Light 2 AND have DOUBLE THE FUN! But that's not all! You can also enjoy a fulfilling story-line and hours upon hours of tireless content! Not enough for ya? Well It contains all the best parts of Dying Light 2 and none of the USELESS flashy bits, YUCK! Things like In-game choices that "matter"? FAKE. Stealth mechanics? SHALLOW. Factions and a reactive world? UNINTERESTING. Expanded loot customization/crafting? what a BORING implementation of unnecessary grind! Jeez what a let down... Dying Light 1 has more than enough polished combat and parkour mechanics to have you thinking "What's special about Dying Light 2 again?". Dying Light 1 will also provide emotion inducing characters, a fantastic map, immersive atmosphere, and last but not least a memorable experience! THE BEST PART IS, most of you are probably only interested in Dying Light 2, because you already own and played Dying Light 1! So you can SAVE your money AND save yourself the disappointment!


*Dropkick also included*

Smash Legends could be a really fun game just to mess around on, but unfortunately the characters move-sets are very unbalanced and you will almost always see the same few characters because of how busted they are. They also have a daily currency cap which is one of the most discouraging systems I've seen in a game. Why keep playing if I wont even be earning the currency I need for everything in the game? After maybe 10 matches you will be cut off from earning the main currency which means it'll take you 10 days just to buy 1 new character. That means It would take a lenient 200 days to unlock all characters, and using currency on upgrades (which you should do) would extend the 200 days... OOOOOOOR, you can buy the paid currency and basically buy and upgrade everything to max if you wanted (as far as I can tell). I refuse to give into a system that prevents me from progressing in order to make me want to pay them money just to keep moving forward. It also may not be "pay to win", but "pay for progression" is still devious especially if there is a daily progress wall.

In conclusion, the game is grindy, unbalanced, and has bad monetization systems that ultimately make it pay for progression. It could be fun, but it's hard to think this game is worth your time right now.

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