"There was something disturbingly familiar about the letter before me, the handwriting was all pretty curves."

"You are in a Steam review, Max."

"The truth came down on me like a shotgun blast at point-blank range. It was filled with them. Constructive and destructive criticism, quotes from the game, unfunny and embarrasing jokes.
Idiots spamming strange and weird sentences - "He's just like me fr fr".. Whatever the hell that means.

"I was in a Steam Review."

"Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing i could think of."