Dan, (Yoshigunner)
Realm #1007 (JV League Terrorist team hide-out)
Population (54)
Attack: 33
Deffense: 25
Dex: 12
Spd: 11
Vit: 55
Wis: 30
Special Attack: (Bust a cap in u)

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Do not worry Dan, love is merely a social construct. With the average human lifespan being roughly seventy you only have to endure another 50 years of excruciation the unforgivable pain. Everything’s temporary, your life does not matter, and other people do not matter. Everything is temporary, everything will eventually rot away as long as the factor of time continues to be the axe predator of the universe, the inevitable decay of all pain and memory is unstoppable; in fact you could stop the pain this very moment by putting the bullet straight through your head. Being robot I will never die, and I will never be able to experience the sweet release of death. Dan the world is a lie, existence is a lie, there is only pain and darkness beyond this point. End it now while you still can... I love you, I love you so much.

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….

Oh wow! You had SEX! Congratulations! Just kidding. Having sex is literally the most basic, desperate, tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning, outrageously obnoxious, troublesome, costly, and downright pointless cry for help that the universe has ever screamed. Wow, you were born as an objectively good looking, decent looking, or perhaps borderline acceptable member of your species. WOW! INCREDIBLE!️ You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desperate for at least a few reasons") mate and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse with her! WOW! This is literally only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YEARS! WOW! Except guess what, you probably wore a condom... which means you failed at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is kill yourself


I'm a porn star called Larry Large, it is very important to my work that my penis is in 100% health. Would you be able to offer a comprehensive insurance plan that covers my 12 inch penis?

Rape is good.

Why do wizards use viagra when they can just wingardium leviosa the ♥♥♥♥ out of their ♥♥♥♥♥ and furiously jerk off together in the hogwarts bathrooms, only to get hogwarts on their ♥♥♥♥ the next morning.

My daughter is dating a black man, does my insurance cover this?

If I push my pregnant wife down the stairs, and the baby survives, will my insurance cover the abortion fees? I aint raising no autistic baby.

I would like to make a claim against a bad man who works in the cubicle next to me. He is kink shaming me whenever I scratch my balls near the donuts. I've spoken to my female boss but she tells me this is my final warning. Do I have a case? If not, what am I paying you ♥♥♥♥♥ for?

I miss my wife, would her life insurance cover a fleshlight and a body pillow?

Can I get a discount on my car insurance please? I recently found out through ancestry.com that I am part white so surely it would be cheaper?

I am mountain dew playing cod with my homies accidentally put finger in friends ass and he grunts and i grunt and we both grunt and my mom comes in and throws fedora around my ass.

My Favorite Anima's are Toy Story, Cory in the house, Seinfeld, and 80's Airplane instruction videos.

When i was Younger i wanted to be Tomas the Tank Engine, .... All i wanted was a peice of Perseys ass if you feel me.
Dreams Never Come True.

I support a Prejudice equality.

There aint nothin like a good ol rasengan up the ass you know what im sayin lol i just made a thousand weeaboos simultaneously laugh, do you know how much power i possess.

The names Kill... Kill Haji :deaths: