Recent reviews by Rex Omnium Angelorum

I nominated this for GOTY

One of my childhood games. It is very enjoyable to play in shorter sessions, especially if you play something more hystorically inclined. The only issue I've had with the game is that saves sometimes get corrupted and are effectively gonners, making you lose progress based on how often you save. For instance, I started to save before and after every fight, repair and ship purchase, in order t ominimize my setbacks. Overall, this game is very enjoyable and fairly easy to play and get used to.

P.S. I suggest waiting for a sale. I bought this game for roughly 7 euros during summer sale.

This game has cured my erectile dysfunction.

10/10 would recommend

If you are like me, it took you more time to find the final 6 cats than the first 69. Great experience, as I used this to procrastinate from learning for a test that's worth 40% of my grade

There is no way in hell I'm not on at least one watchlist tagged as a complete psychopath for my actions in this game

This game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing it's unfathomable. The simple writing behind the chaotic and nonsensical events is truly a sight to behold. If I had a penny for every time I stood in front of my screen, reading the most insane event, being absolutely baffled and in awe, I'd be Elon Musk's sugar daddy.

I can't recommend this insanity enough. Despite the rumours, the game is actually fairly easy to play. In case you suck ass at the game, press " ` " for the console and search the commands up on the wiki page.

As Sir Hammerlock once said: "When Ava speaks, I feel my brain cells committing suicide, one by one"

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. In typical wargaming fashion, if you want to actually reach a high tier in the 70-something years that the average life-span of a human lasts, you'll have to drain your entire bank account on premium ships and a premium account. Not to mention how unbelievably unbalanced the game is. Tier 6, going to tier 7? Guess what, you went from a brilliant top of the line ship to the worst piece of floating trash to ever roam the seas.

Freddy did not say Argh Argh Argh-Argh Argh Argh Argh-Argh Argh-Argh

Go Team Moist!