Masamoto15
 
 
Steam removed my profile for no reason and I can't be bothered fixing it yet...


My YouTube Channel

My aim is proudly Sponsored by Parkinson's and Schizophrenia!

Highest CS:GO Rank Achieved: Silver III

Welcome to my Profile.



People actually read this? Well ok then...

My name is Masamoto Takeshi and I am a 49 year old Japanese turtle. I like computers and games but can't stand gaming on a PC. Mac or console for the win boys!

Not an X-box though... I may be old but I do have common sense!



I do a fair amount of CS:GO gambling and loose 4x what I make back...

If you want to sponsor my addiction feel free to give me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or send me an offer anytime.

I will most likely accept free games and trading cards too. (I'm nice like that...)


The Specifications of my computers are listed below:

Main Driver:

Laptop:
Apple MacBook Air 13" Mid 2013
i5 something
4GB Basic Apple RAM
256GB SSD

Secondary Drivers:

HP Spectre x360:
Intel Core i7 8750H
16GB DDR4 2666MHZ Onboard Memory
Nvidia Geforce 1050Ti 4GB DGPU
15.6" diagonal 4K IPS Screen (3840x2160)
1TB SSD NVME M.2 SSD

Peripherals:
Logitech MX Anywhere 2S Mouse

Custom PC:
Intel Core i7 6700k
Asus Maximus VIII Formula
Corsair H115i
Asus GeForce GTX ROG STRIX 1070
64GB DDR4 Corsair Vengeance RGB 3000MHZ
Intel 600P 256GB M.2 SSD
Seagate Barracuda 2TB HDD
Seagate Barracuda 2TB HDD
Phanteks Enthoo Primo
Retired:
16GB DDR4 Corsair Vengeance LED 3200MHZ

Peripherals:
Corsair K95 RGB Cherry MX Red Switches
SteelSeries Rival 700 Gaming Mouse
HyperX Cloud Orbit S Gaming Headset
Asus ROG Sheath Gaming Mousepad (900mmx400mmx1.3mm)
Logitech Z533 Speaker system with subwoofer
Retired:
Bose QuietComfort 25 Active Noise Cancelling Headphones
Antlion ModMic 5 Dual Capsual Microphone
SteelSeries Arctis Pro Wireless Headset x2

Third Drivers:

Sony Playstation 4:
500GB Internal HDD
2TB External HDD

Peripherals:
Sony Dualshock Wireless Controller (Magma Red)
Energizer Xtra Life Charge System

Nintendo Switch:
Red & Blue Joycon Set
dbrand Skins
dbrand Tempered Glass Screen Protectors

Samsung Galaxy Tab S6:
Blue Colour
256GB
Samsung Keyboard Cover Case

For the Record:
Anyone who is offended by my joke about a Mac as a main driver... Chill DOOODE! ITSA JOKE FAM! It's actually the best driver you could get. So much raw power. I mean if you need to heat a room you just get a MacBook Pro right? Like seriously all these butthurt
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Some Information For Your Face Holes: ⎯ ❐ ⤬
ENDGAME SPOILERS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥:
Natasha Romanoff dies in endgame. Bruce Banner uses the infinity gauntlet and so does Tony Stark, so he dies. He has a baby girl with Pepper Pots. And Steve Rogers becomes an old man because he time travelled to the year he went into the ice. Thor gets a beer belly and reunites with his mum. and of course, carol danvers is the worst character of the entire movie.

if you clap at any point during the movie u deserve death by electric chair


About Me:

Who Am I?

I am a massive autistic piece of ♥♥♥♥ that plays games badly. So bad in fact that me owning computer could be seen as a crime against the gaming community. I believe that my complete purpose on this life is to be bad at video games.

Also makes ♥♥♥♥ YouTube videos as a hobby. Please don't ♥♥♥♥ on them because I am aware they are bad.

What I do?
♥♥♥♥ all. Literally. I have no real purpose or end goal in life whatsoever. Why I am still alive is way beyond my understanding. Probably just because I haven't died yet.


Channel Links

Discord - Link is a virus so I probably shouldn't post it for your safety
Skype - Old and irrelevant just like your grandparents
YouTube - My Channel


Some General Rules To Keep You Little ♥♥♥♥♥ In Line:

-No Beggars, Scammers, Wankers, Degenerates, ♥♥♥♥♥ or ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

-No random group invites ( like ♥♥♥♥ off with the anime groups and racist ♥♥♥♥ )

-No private profiles ( I aint no getting dedosseeddd today)

-No random ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ friend requests. I get that I am the best person you have probably interacted with in a long time but seriously... ♥♥♥♥ off

-Don't ask me stupid questions, I am not Gabe, I can't solve every problem on here.

-Don't send me links, I don't care if you say it is harmless, already get enough blue screens in tetris

-Most important rule, please for the love of ♥♥♥♥, don't send me random game invites. like i dont want to play your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrerria server that your dad's cousin's aunties ♥♥♥ licking degenerate horse ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sister made!!



Any of these actions will result in me removing you. Dont be a ♥♥♥♥ muncher I am only on here to play games, Not to fix your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ computer related problems If I remove you, I apologize, but get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dont give a giant ♥♥♥♥ if your upset. Re add me if you want. dont care



Status

In-game: Playing a game- Slow to No Replies ( Cause im a professional csgo player)

Online: Always free to talk (Except to little ♥♥♥♥ heads who mic spam)

Away: Probably crying about the fact my life has fallen to pieces...

Busy: Probaly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jacking My Huge ♥♥♥♥ To Something Worthwhile

Snooze: (I sleep till 3pm cause ive dropped out from school)

Offline: Probably havn't payed the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ internet bill again #♥♥♥♥-You-iiNet


Big Shaq - Man's Not Hot

Boom💣
2➕ plus 2 is 4 Minus➖ 1 that's 3, quick maths🔢 Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees💨🌲 See your girl👧 in the park🏞️, that girl is a uckers When the ting🔫 went quack-quack-quack🦆, you man were ducking🐥 Hold tight Asnee, he's got the pumpy🔫 Hold tight my man, he's got the frisbee⚽ I trap, trap, trap on the road🚗, movin' that cornflakes🍲 Rice Krispie, hold tight my girl Whitney🙎🏿‍♀️ (perfect)💯 On the road doin' ten tours, allow my toes👣 You man thought I froze❄️ I see a peng girl then I pose If she's not on it, I ghost👻😱 Hah, look at your nose👃👃 What? You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!❎❎

Look at your nose🐽🐽 Nose run like garden hose,💦💦💦 shhh, you get me? Aight, boom💣 Let's go, boom💣 Hop out the four door with the .44🔫 It was 1, 2, 3 and 4🔢🔢 Chillin' in the corridor, your dad is 44👨‍👩‍👧 And he's still callin' man for a draw🃏 Let him know, when I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw👄 Take man Twix by force🍫🍫 Send man shop by force🏬 Your girl knows I've got the sauce, no ketchup🌭🌭 Just sauce, raw sauce Boom, yo, gah💣

The ting goes skrrrahh!🔫🔫🔫💣💣💣💣🔫🔫🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka!🔥🔥🔥🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫💣💣 Skidiki-pap-pap!💣💣💣🔫🔫 And a pu-pu-drrrr-boom!💣💣💣🔫🔫🔫🔥🔥 Skya!💣💣🔫🔫🔫🔥🔥🔫💣💣🔫💣 Du-du-ku-ku-pun-pun!🔫💣🔥🔫🔥🔫🔥💣 Poom, poom🔫🔫🔥🔫🔥💣💣🔥💣 You dun know, Big Shaq💦💦 Ha, yo, yeah-yeah✔️✔️✔️✔️ Alright, fire-fire-fire in the booth🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 You get me, man's not hot❄️❄️❄️ I tell her man's not hot, hah, cot❄️❄️❄️ I tell her man's not hot❄️❄️❄️❄️ The girl told me "take off your jacket"🔥🔥🔥 I said "babes, man's not hot"❄️❄️ Yo, man can never be hot❄️❄️❄️❄️


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If you still want to read more for some obscene ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason or something... read my channel bio too. Thanks
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