Mother Bird
Yakoob   United States
 
 
I have no eyes with which to see
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Red Dead Redemption 2
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490 hrs on record
last played on 12 Sep
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375 hrs on record
last played on 11 Sep
TheRealSlimSandwich 22 Dec, 2020 @ 1:51am 
97% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber on a tower about to jump. If you are one of the 3% sitting there with popcorn, Screaming "DO A BACKFLIP" then copy and paste this to all your s t e a m f r i e n d s.
Doombringer 17 Dec, 2020 @ 9:23pm 
A fight between Spaxe Marines and furries? The space marines are absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥. One cannot underestimate the power of weaponized furry anger. The only round they may have some chance is the first one.

The furries surround us. Your family. Friends. Coworkers. Furries run our servers, fix our toilets, pour our drinks. They live in every country, with some not even knowing that they have the soul of a furry within them. A call to the wild they cannot name. A need to return to their still-unknown roots. They are legion. They are unstoppable. At any moment, they will rise. And we are not prepared.

In those 7 days, the furries will have amassed an army the likes of which the world has never seen, with fursuits of armor putting the greatest of blacksmiths to shame.
TheRealSlimSandwich 17 Dec, 2020 @ 9:10pm 
So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!
TheRealSlimSandwich 17 Dec, 2020 @ 9:07pm 
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If you believe in the light of Allah, copy and paste this 10 different infidels!
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Polka Dot Pippa 29 Mar, 2020 @ 2:16pm 
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Polka Dot Pippa 17 Feb, 2020 @ 4:53pm 
I will beat your ass dont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ @ me again baka