９７％ ｏｆ ｔｅｅｎａｇｅｒｓ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｃｒｙ ｉｆ ｔｈｅｙ ｓａｗ Ｊｕｓｔｉｎ Ｂｉｅｂｅｒ ｏｎ ａ ｔｏｗｅｒ ａｂｏｕｔ ｔｏ ｊｕｍｐ． Ｉｆ ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｏｎｅ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ３％ ｓｉｔｔｉｎｇ ｔｈｅｒｅ ｗｉｔｈ ｐｏｐｃｏｒｎ， Ｓｃｒｅａｍｉｎｇ ＂ＤＯ Ａ ＢＡＣＫＦＬＩＰ＂ ｔｈｅｎ ｃｏｐｙ ａｎｄ ｐａｓｔｅ ｔｈｉｓ ｔｏ ａｌｌ ｙｏｕｒ s t e a m f r i e n d s.

A fight between Spaxe Marines and furries? The space marines are absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥. One cannot underestimate the power of weaponized furry anger. The only round they may have some chance is the first one.

The furries surround us. Your family. Friends. Coworkers. Furries run our servers, fix our toilets, pour our drinks. They live in every country, with some not even knowing that they have the soul of a furry within them. A call to the wild they cannot name. A need to return to their still-unknown roots. They are legion. They are unstoppable. At any moment, they will rise. And we are not prepared.

In those 7 days, the furries will have amassed an army the likes of which the world has never seen, with fursuits of armor putting the greatest of blacksmiths to shame.

So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!

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I will beat your ass dont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ @ me again baka

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I agree, guns are for cowards. People don’t need them. I prefer to use medieval weaponry. About a week ago, some 4 young urchins were attempting to rob my manor when I came down on them with my halberd. I managed to split one down the middle, but I couldn’t lift it to fight the other 3. My chainmail blocked their blows and let me make the flight of my stairs to my ballista. As they ran up, I fired the wooden beast nailing two to the wall. The last one spared no chance, as I laid hands on the claymore I keep on my coat of arms. I first cut him on the sword arm and laughed as I beheaded him, knowing I needed no guns to defend myself or my property.

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Pathetic Hacker and Scammer delet this idiot lmao

Lol you have no idea the kind of booty I get.

3 chicks err day, 5 dames err night. And they all leave as satisfied women.

You know when it’s playtime? No, only I do. And it’s always right.

They can’t resist me. The gorgeous buffed up model body. The god-like face. The charming personality that attracts literally only the most gorgeous of women.

Not to mention the incredible magnum engorgicus balongus peniculus. It’s simply incomparable in terms of size, venosity, and the pleasure it gives.

I could go on about myself and even give myself a handy treat, but I have another dame to take care of. It’s a full-time job being an utterly gorgeous and perfect creation of humanity, modeled after the ultimate image of God himself.

your anus hasn't been stretched to 2.7 inches? what a loser. i, for one, always make sure to do my practice every night. i slowly lube my anus and insert foreign objects, always making sure that i pack them in. when my girlfriend walks into the room, i shout "surprise" and ass blast her with all the things i have up my butt. usually its something like rubik's cubes, cameras, toothpicks, and small fighter jets. she usually screams out loud before realising its just my daily anal extension practise, and after that we have a drink together and laugh the night away. honestly, i think my anus can stretch up to 12 inches now. i have the capacity to pull my stomach out and just manually empty it if i ate something that's not great for my body. 10/10 would recommend

haha edge boi

"I see Coconut Head as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Coconut Head is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed ♥♥♥♥ with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to."

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Yeah so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ what? I got that Neapolitan penis, ♥♥♥♥ you gonna do about it? Guaranteed your ♥♥♥♥♥ gonna be more excited to suck on multi colored popsicle than your bland ass monotone ♥♥♥♥. My penis be the cultural climax of three of the greatest colors known to mankind. The chocolate, the cream, and last but not least the rose. There are LAYERS to this ♥♥♥♥, like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ onion, by the end of the session when I'm done cutting it you can guarantee your girl gonna be crying tears of joy. You telling me right now as a farmer who wants culturally diverse chickens on his free range farm, you just gonna get roosters that are one color? ♥♥♥♥ that, give me some colorful ♥♥♥♥♥ any day. Neopenis out.

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You're my favorite MILF.

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uᴉʞdɯnq noʎ ʇɥƃᴉɹ ᴉ ɯɐ ɹo ʇɥƃᴉɹ ᴉ ɯɐ ʇoƃƃɐɟ ɐ ʇɐɥM

How exactly does one get ♥♥♥♥♥ while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always ♥♥♥♥ blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows ♥♥♥♥ out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your ♥♥♥♥ off, just to ♥♥♥♥ with you.

I wear the freshest clothes, hang out with the hottest dudes, eat at the chili's restaurants, you think your words can hurt me? Try again compadre

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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