Did you ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the 7th grade love? I thought not. 90% of the Jedi would not tell you. since u have read this, u will be told a sith legend 2night. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power... if u don't pass this on nine comments your apprentice will kill u in your sleep. Ironic. apparently if u copy and paste this on ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. you could save others from death...but not yourself in the next 53 minutes

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"I swear all she does all day is masterbate and masterbate, it sounds like she's mixing mac n cheese and you can hear it throughout the whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house. My mom has been complaining to her but my sister just started going louder and louder. Worst part is my computer is in her room so everyday I have to go in there and see her just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEMOLISHING her ♥♥♥♥♥, juices flying everywhere! and then i say, "hey maybe out down a towel to keep clean atleast," BUT SHE JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IGNORES ME. I cant stand living here honestly. Yesterday when went to go use my computer it was absolutely drenched in her juices, and she stained atleast 6 of my shirts by now. And all my friends at school tease me, "haha haha tobias got his sister's grool on his shirt," "girlcum tobias" has become my nickname. I hate it!" - Ludof circa 2022

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

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