Did you ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the 7th grade love? I thought not. 90% of the Jedi would not tell you. since u have read this, u will be told a sith legend 2night. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power... if u don't pass this on nine comments your apprentice will kill u in your sleep. Ironic. apparently if u copy and paste this on ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. you could save others from death...but not yourself in the next 53 minutes

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"I swear all she does all day is masterbate and masterbate, it sounds like she's mixing mac n cheese and you can hear it throughout the whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house. My mom has been complaining to her but my sister just started going louder and louder. Worst part is my computer is in her room so everyday I have to go in there and see her just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEMOLISHING her ♥♥♥♥♥, juices flying everywhere! and then i say, "hey maybe out down a towel to keep clean atleast," BUT SHE JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IGNORES ME. I cant stand living here honestly. Yesterday when went to go use my computer it was absolutely drenched in her juices, and she stained atleast 6 of my shirts by now. And all my friends at school tease me, "haha haha tobias got his sister's grool on his shirt," "girlcum tobias" has become my nickname. I hate it!" - Ludof circa 2022

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

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Student asked me today, “Do I need to wear a mask when taking a dump?” I told him it can’t really be a enforced. He responded by looking me dead in the eye, tearing off his mask, and grunting in an effort to ♥♥♥♥ his pants. I teach ninth grade.

What the ♥♥♥♥ is this?

I hate you

-rep kendisiyle yaklaşık 1-2 saat kadar sohbet ettik, gayet cana yakın birisiydi, iyi bir arkadaş bulduğumu sandım kendime, fakat sonlara doğru söylediği şeyler beni rahatsız etmeye başladı, sanki bir şeyler ima etmeye çalışıyor gibiydi. açık açık sordum bu yazıları göndererek bu fotoğrafları göndererek ne yapmayı amaçlıyorsun diye. ben açık olunca o da açıkca anlattı niyetini. meğer niyeti benimle gay gay şeyler yapmakmış. şok oldum. böyle bir şeyin asla olmayacağını kadınlarla ilgilendiğimi, gay olmadığımı kırmadan anlatmaya çalıştım, çok saf birisi çünkü. ısrar etti. bende anasına sövdüm engelledim. hala mail atıyor beni rahatsız ediyor. kendisi çok büyük bir top. tanıştığım güne lanet. başımıza bela ettik

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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Stearn Commurnity. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little profiel cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play csgo with me (Im a global elight, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to play wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you knife as little gift. you like tigger toofff? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. =))))

I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. I’m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours i’m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seriously. I was just jacking it off to some porn and guess what?! I came across a video with a woman in it. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WOMAN. I inmediately knew this was the doing of those damn SJWs trying to force diversity into my entertainment. I could feel my masculinity decrease by the second so i clicked away and searched for a video with big sweaty strong men ramming their hips against each other's round toned buttocks. Like every respectable man should dammit!

I just can't anymore. First they invade my videogames and now my porn? No, i won't let them. I declare war on every SJW out there. From now on i will exclusively jack off to porn with white male protagonists, and i urge you to do the same. That will teach them.

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I can’t imagine being weak and useless enough to break a bone. People who break bones are the scum of the earth. If I was a doctor I wouldn’t bother putting a cast on a broken bone, instead I would just kill the patient. How can someone who breaks a bone function in society, pathetic. A couple days ago a 4th grader asked me to sign his cast, I spat on him and pushed him to the ground. I can’t be bothered with non milk drinkers. A cast is the mark of a ♥♥♥♥♥ and a dysfunctional member of society, which is why I tell you; if I ever somehow break a bone (which I won’t because I drink a lot of milk) I want the redditor reading this to fly down to my location and murder me. All flight expenses will be paid by me. Thank you. Also I moan when I wipe my ass

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It is fair to say zooming into a basketball will make it look flat, when it is in fact a sphere, and also fair to say you are too little to see any curve to Earth.

It is not fair to claim this is what flat Earthers believe however.
Flat Earthers do not claim that Earth is level because it looks level, they generally claim it is level due to the way physical reality behaves on Earth and DEMONSTRATES it is level - through testable observable repeatable measurable scientific experimentation.

Flat Earthers understand real science, and understand that if all oceans on Earth are level, it cannot be a sphere.
All natural sciences demonstrate the level Earth, and the only place the cartoon ball Earth exists is on your TV screen and in bogus math equations. Cartoons are not real life. Cartoons are cartoons.

Only reason you people think you live on a spinning ball is because you know no better - and put your trust in to those who brainwashed you as young kids - then never questioned it as you grew older.

You are not aware of alternatives - and think you are the 'atheists' here. The reality is you were born into a cult with a bogus set of religiouslike beliefs, and the only proof you are living on a ball is in cartoon form. Break free, understand real science, and wake up.

Research the GEOCENTRIC system and realize why the globe Earth is bogus. Don't use google however or you will be directed to fake USA propaganda.

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Hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa

not white

love dad oxoxoxoxox

Grade one ♥♥♥♥♥

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