Punsexual
Waylon   Wisconsin, United States
Level
36
Years of Service
500 XP
 
 
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" My father looks like a depressed Chaz Finster,
who dresses like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sailor,
and is over 400 years old.
but he wrote the world's best selling novel
"I am man"

He also weilded a sword at one point,
which was incrdeible.
He always resented me because I was born with an erection and a frown.
When I was seventeen he taught me how to shoot a gun, hoping I would turn it on myself.
When I was twenty he taught me how to beat milk out of a cocunut.
When I was thirty he taught me how to read.

He wasn't the best father but I've always looked up to him,
because he's over eight feet tall."

- Cr1TiKaL

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ \ (´・ω・｀) / ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧



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Vazriel 3 Jan, 2019 @ 7:15pm 
Dark souls for life!(Except meow its MHW but still)
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Elmo Is Your Friend 3 Sep, 2014 @ 5:54pm 
I'm doing this for a badge. I'm a sellout..