Punsexual
Waylon
Wisconsin, United States
✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ \ (´・ω・`) / ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

" My father looks like a depressed Chaz Finster,
who dresses like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sailor,
and is over 400 years old.
but he wrote the world's best selling novel
"I am man"

He also weilded a sword at one point,
which was incrdeible.
He always resented me because I was born with an erection and a frown.
When I was seventeen he taught me how to shoot a gun, hoping I would turn it on myself.
When I was twenty he taught me how to beat milk out of a cocunut.
When I was thirty he taught me how to read.

He wasn't the best father but I've always looked up to him,
because he's over eight feet tall."

- Cr1TiKaL


✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ \ (´・ω・`) / ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧



✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ \ (´・ω・`) / ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

" My father looks like a depressed Chaz Finster,
who dresses like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sailor,
and is over 400 years old.
but he wrote the world's best selling novel
"I am man"

He also weilded a sword at one point,
which was incrdeible.
He always resented me because I was born with an erection and a frown.
When I was seventeen he taught me how to shoot a gun, hoping I would turn it on myself.
When I was twenty he taught me how to beat milk out of a cocunut.
When I was thirty he taught me how to read.

He wasn't the best father but I've always looked up to him,
because he's over eight feet tall."

- Cr1TiKaL


✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ \ (´・ω・`) / ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧



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Vazriel 3 jan 2019 om 19:15 
Dark souls for life!(Except meow its MHW but still)
Lihis 4 jun 2018 om 8:20 
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Elmo Is Your Friend 3 sep 2014 om 17:54 
I'm doing this for a badge. I'm a sellout..