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Oh boie here again. I should probably clean this place up a bit.. Oh crap, rats!


Remember everyone, buy games and dlc from the RUSSIANS, you'll help them fund their nuclear missile program!
(Disclaimer: This is an inside joke, please don't get offended if you are a Russian! <3)

I have heard reports from all over russia complaining about the lack of steam money! It seems Valve has catched on the devious russian money laundering setup, and put a stop to it! Russian games can NO LONGER BE ACTIVATED OUTSIDE OF RUSSIA! OH MY GOD THE PANIC EVERYWHERE, AAAA GOD HELP US!!!!


This is my pet fish Bob. He was given to me one fine day by xJake12x and now it is my responsibility to take care of him.
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(ATTENTION: BOB HAS NOT BEEN FED IN 9999 HOURS! PLEASE CONTACT ADMINISTRATION!)

Hmm... It seems Bob has been getting a little fat! Hopefully it ain't a worm..

Bob likes to eat potato chip sandwiches.
Bob doesn't like the crust on the bread.
Bob has to go to sleep by 10 pm, otherwise he get's really grumpy.

I hope Bob likes his new place of honor. I <3 you Bob.

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My favourite Top 3 Games

1.Sam & Max Episodes. THEY'RE JUST SIMPLY GREAT!
2. Borderlands. THE LOOT AND THE GRAPHICS <3
3. Saints Row series. Great storyline and wacky gameplay. Kill your mates with a dildo. What? Yes, a purple dildo.

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Post a comment or i'll drag you to fluttershy's shed. You have been warned...
(You gotta know that one video to get the reference. No, not that weird pony series, god no.)
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Signature: - Adam " I Didn't Never Ask For This " Jensen.


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