About Me

Hey there! 👋
I’m an open-minded and slightly silly human being (37 years old) who’s always up for a laugh (or a good meme at 2am). I don’t bite—unless you steal my loot. 😌

I play all kinds of games, from chill simulators to chaotic shooters. My aim? Well… let’s say I’m in training.
My bullets like sightseeing more than hitting targets. Working on it. 🙃

Looking for people who stick around and don’t run at the first sign of goofy energy. If you’re silly, sarcastic, and a bit unhinged in the best way—slide into my games.

Warning: Lifelong Plaetzchen. Proceed with snacks and sarcasm.
I’m not saying I simp for masked men, but… yeah, I totally do. #TaskForceTrash

Let’s create some unhinged gaming memories. 🎮✨
Oh, and bring snacks. I judge silently if you don’t. 😉


“Certified menace with a soft heart and questionable aim.”

“I bring good vibes, bad jokes, and zero regrets.”

“Be silly. Be weird. Be the reason someone snorts while laughing.”

“I’m here for the laughs, the loot, and maybe a little trauma bonding over failed missions.”

“Don’t underestimate the short one. She’s the final boss in emotional damage.”

“Aim low, shoot high, die laughing.”


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𝒲𝒽𝓎 𝒹𝑜 𝓌𝑒 𝒸𝓁𝑜𝓈𝑒 𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝑒𝓎𝑒𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝓌𝑒 𝓅𝓇𝒶𝓎, 𝓀𝒾𝓈𝓈 𝑜𝓇 𝒹𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂? 𝐵𝑒𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓊𝓉𝒾𝒻𝓊𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 𝒾𝓃 𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓈𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝒻𝑒𝓁𝓉 𝒷𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉

𝒮𝑜𝓊𝓁𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒷𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃 𝒶𝓃𝓎𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝑒𝓁𝓈𝑒

𝒫𝓇𝑜𝑔𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝒾𝓈 𝒾𝓂𝓅𝑜𝓈𝓈𝒾𝒷𝓁𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝒸𝒶𝓃𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝒾𝓇 𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈, 𝒸𝒶𝓃'𝓉 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝓎𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔.

𝒪𝓃𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝒾𝓂𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓎𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓎 𝒽𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝑔𝑜 𝑜𝒻 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝒶𝒹.

𝒮𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓇𝑒𝓂𝑒𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒹𝑒𝓈𝑒𝓇𝓋𝑒

𝒜𝓁𝓁 𝒹𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂𝓈 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝓇𝓊𝑒 𝒾𝒻 𝓌𝑒 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓇𝒶𝑔𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓅𝓊𝓇𝓈𝓊𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂.

𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝓁𝒶𝓊𝑔𝒽𝑒𝒹 𝒶𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝐼'𝓂 𝒹𝒾𝒻𝒻𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓃𝓉. 𝐼 𝓁𝒶𝓊𝑔𝒽𝑒𝒹 𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎'𝓇𝑒 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝒶𝓂𝑒


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