Kines
Callum   New Zealand
 
 
What the Zuck did you just Zucking say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Harvard, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Flame goose, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in dead gorilla Warfare and I’m the top meme sniper on the entire internet. You are nothing to me but just another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I will post block you the Zuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, Mark my Zucking words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me on my Social media? Think again, Zucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Cucks all across Facebook and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your meme page. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ banned, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can post block you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my ♥♥♥♥. Not only am I extensively trained in un-ironic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Regressive Left and I will use it to its full extent to ban your miserable Anime ♥♥♥♥ posts off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “ironic” meme was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ZUCCED, kiddo.
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bjorscht 5 Aug, 2021 @ 10:36pm 
ur nan
Tsandra 15 May, 2019 @ 2:57am 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)
Tsandra 15 May, 2019 @ 2:56am 
hey, WigglyDick!!! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft 🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you requested but we'll work on it thank you
bjorscht 24 Oct, 2017 @ 9:55pm 
I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
bjorscht 24 Oct, 2017 @ 9:55pm 
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons.
Creampie 28 Aug, 2017 @ 6:35am 
I am god and i like this.