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I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the past few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embarrassing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with what my school teacher called an organism (I think?). One day doesn't get much more embarrassing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?

So today at church the pastor was preaching about the crucifixion of Jesus and when he said that Judas would betray Jesus, I blurted out "JUDAS IS THE IMPOSTER! HE'S SÚS!" and did a big wide grin (like the "when the imposter is sús" meme). The pastor then said "What are you talking about?" So I yelled "EMERGENCY MEETING! HE DOESN'T GET THE AMONG US REFERENCE!" and then I explained the joke. The pastor, not amused, told me to sit down. I sat back down but then later when he said that Jesus was accused of blasphemy and crucified I couldn't contain myself and I yelled out "JESUS WAS NOT THE IMPOSTER!" and when the pastor told me to stop disrupting I said "THE PASTOR IS SÚS, HE DOESN'T GET IT" and I then told everyone to download Reddit for funny Among Us memes. That's when the pastor told me to leave for causing disruptions. I said "WAIT! I'M NOT SÚS THOUGH! WHY ARE YOU EJECTING ME?" and then I said "WHEN THE PASTOR IS SÚS!" And did the hilarious grin from the meme.

Sorry, I clicked on ur profile because your pfp made me think there might be porn. I see now that there isn't any. You seem pretty cool, but now I'm horny and leaving.

dude 2019 is gunna be so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up because 2 + 0 + 1 + 9 = 12 and 1 + 2 = 3 which is the exact number of testicles hitler would have if he grew another one and 2 × 0 × 1 × 9 = 0 which is the amount of balls in pairs that you have

God I Love to Hit Children so much it makes me Tingle with excitement it makes me scream with Joy. Hearing them scream in Pain, Gee I just can't get enough of it. I hear kids and I automatically think "This little Negro definitely getting a beating" At festival's I drag them with rope. I grab a Can of Peaches and throw it at them, ah yes the Lovely purple Bruise 👀😄