no u

"Oy blin" - Cpl.K. Lancer, February 9th 1984, before dying in a helicopter crash.

Cool I just pooped on my balls
This has never happened to me before. Anybody else ever get poop on their balls?

I sat down on the toilet in the handicap stall so I could evacuate the massive amount of BBQ from last night. I chose the handicap stall because I enjoy the open space environment that it provides.

Please note: My balls are hanging extremely low today due to the humidity.

The first couple pushes resulted in blasts of air followed by haphazard spraying of fecal matter. One of the larger pieces slammed off my nutsack with enough force to cause my balls to sway back and forth a couple times.

Once I ceased to blow any more mud, I wiped and investigated the underside of my pouch. It was filthy. Luckily I was wearing the same shorts from yesterday and still had a wetnap in my pocket from the BBQ.

"Rhodesian Ridgeback, old sport, what do you say?"

And I looked down at it's majestic form, flexing its muscles and snapping it's jaws as if to show strength and dominance.

"♥♥♥♥ Mozambique." It whispered to me before it ran off into the jungle.

And so we went to war.

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