the sign is a subtle joke. the shop is called "sneed's feed & seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, sneed. the sign says that the shop was "formerly chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "f" and "s" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "chuck". so, when chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "chuck's ♥♥♥♥ and suck".

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Oh mine GOD,😳😳 I accidentally 🙈🙈 hath sent😳 thou a picture of mine phallus 🍆🍆...prithee delete it!❌❌🛑! 'Lest. ..thou desire to look?😏😏 Haha I jest..🤣🤣, Delete it.🛑❌..Should thee crave..?😳🙈... Haha nay,❌ Banish it.🛑🛑..'Lest?🙈😳

I'm not gay. I am not gay. Do not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ call me gay ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least gay people you have ever met. I ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, mad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I am not gay. I am not gay. Stop saying I am gay. If you were a girl, I would have probably already ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of you by now, but unfortunately you are an ugly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GUY whose tight bussy will remained un-stretched by my fat, meaty, nine inch ♥♥♥♥ because I AM NOT GAY. If I was gay though, you would find my Jackhammer pounding your tight little bussy with the force of ten tsunamis. Luckily for you, I am NOT GAY, and you will have your virgin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remain unpounded ad infinitum. Actually, it seems to me like you are the gay one here. You are gay, not me. I am not gay, and I will never be. If I was ever gay in a past life (which I WASN'T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how gay I AM NOT.

I trusted you. I confided in you. There's a lot that a man can tolerate, a man such as myself, a man of status; a high caliber man. There's a lot that a man like myself can go through in life before he reaches his limit, and you knew that, and you abused that. You knew that about me and you abused that, you knew about my goodwill and you took advantage of me like a fool. You made me look like a fool in front of my family. You made me look like a fool in front of my family. And yet I forgive you, yet I forgive you, and I led you into my castle. I forgive you and I let you into my castle. Shame on me, there's a lot that a man can be put through in life... But not this, not this. What's this? W-whats this? Do you mind telling me? What could this be? At last I counted, there were at least seventy or eighty chocolates in here, and now where there were many, there are none. I told you there was one rule... I told you there was one rule. You touched my chocolates, and now you're dead.

Dis ♥♥♥♥♥ is the nicest suicidal kid ive talked with <3