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Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 8 May, 2019 @ 11:16am

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 8 May, 2019 @ 11:16am

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
Unlocked 8 May, 2019 @ 12:01pm

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 8 May, 2019 @ 11:39am

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2019 @ 1:19pm

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 8 May, 2019 @ 12:14pm

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 8 May, 2019 @ 12:15pm

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Unlocked 8 May, 2019 @ 12:29pm

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Unlocked 8 May, 2019 @ 12:10pm

Appalling Appetite

You should see a doctor immediately.
Unlocked 11 May, 2019 @ 7:17am

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Unlocked 8 May, 2019 @ 12:37pm

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 8 May, 2019 @ 1:52pm

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Unlocked 8 May, 2019 @ 1:57pm

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 8 May, 2019 @ 1:57pm

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2019 @ 4:27pm

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
Unlocked 11 May, 2019 @ 6:29am



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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