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Go Left

Move to the left.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2019 om 11:16

Go Right

Move to the right.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2019 om 11:16

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2019 om 12:01

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2019 om 11:39

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2019 om 13:19

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2019 om 12:14

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2019 om 12:15

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2019 om 12:29

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2019 om 12:10

Appalling Appetite

You should see a doctor immediately.
Ontgrendeld op 11 mei 2019 om 7:17

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2019 om 12:37

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2019 om 13:52

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2019 om 13:57

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2019 om 13:57

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Ontgrendeld op 12 jun 2019 om 16:27

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
Ontgrendeld op 11 mei 2019 om 6:29



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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