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Go Left

Move to the left.
Здобуто 8 трав. 2019 о 11:16

Go Right

Move to the right.
Здобуто 8 трав. 2019 о 11:16

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
Здобуто 8 трав. 2019 о 12:01

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Здобуто 8 трав. 2019 о 11:39

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Здобуто 8 трав. 2019 о 13:19

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Здобуто 8 трав. 2019 о 12:14

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Здобуто 8 трав. 2019 о 12:15

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Здобуто 8 трав. 2019 о 12:29

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Здобуто 8 трав. 2019 о 12:10

Appalling Appetite

You should see a doctor immediately.
Здобуто 11 трав. 2019 о 7:17

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Здобуто 8 трав. 2019 о 12:37

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Здобуто 8 трав. 2019 о 13:52

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Здобуто 8 трав. 2019 о 13:57

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Здобуто 8 трав. 2019 о 13:57

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Здобуто 12 черв. 2019 о 16:27

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
Здобуто 11 трав. 2019 о 6:29



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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