Prepare for trouble! And make it double! To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! James! Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light! Surrender now, or prepare to fight! Meowth! That's right!

K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SANG THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! THIS IS NOT FUNNY!! alpha scratches you and you die W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! NO!!!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STARE KITTEN!! NOO0000000!! IM SO SORRY!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!! .. i-i must go... i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. i'm so sorry kitten. daddy loves you.

One day someone came up to Dee’s nuts and started poking them! “Hey jerk off of my nuts!” He said. Although Sarah loved Dee’s nuts she would sometimes kick them, she once kicked them so hard she busted a nut. Dee was very sad that Sarah busted his nut, he just wanted Sarah to play nice with his nuts. One day when his nuts were feeling better, she took them to lunch where she got peanut butter all over them his nuts were so sticky. After that day she knew she would need to play nice because all good squirrels know how to play nice with BIG NUTS. The End.

Dee was a squirrel who had BIG nuts! His nutsack was SO BIG, that it would drag on the ground everywhere he went. Dee had a friend named Sarah who loved nuts, Sarah go around town trying to put everyone’s nuts in her mouth. Sarah LOVED how BIG Dee’s nuts were, his nuts were her favourite! They were the biggest nuts she had EVER seen, she would play with his nuts ALL DAY and sometimes even at NIGHT! Sometimes her mom would join, they would take turns holding Dee’s nuts at night! Sometimes Sarah would even try to put both of his nuts in her mouth at once, she would giggle her face would turn red! Then his nuts would come flying out.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xoxo

I'm just going to say it: i love you. Everytime I see your pfp or discord status change into something that doesn't match mine it breaks my heart. When I see you talking or hanging out with other people I get jealous because the truth is, I want you all to myself. i see a future with you and i want to be married to you. i want to be your boyfriend and you write my name in your bio and ill write yours. I want people to know you're mine and that I'm yours. I want to call you for hours at a time stare back at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind. I want to be on call when you sleep and when you wake up. I want you forever. I know you don't feel the same way and im probably jsut another online person you game with but i seriously love you. and i dont love easily. i think you're so cute and i want to see your face more often you're my baby and i want you to only give attention to me :) i dont care about anything else just you and me against the world baby <3