InventingKing
Personal G-Man
 
 
If I don't use my microphone,
it only means I'm following in the footsteps of
Gordon Freeman.
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Gaming for 25 years and counting.
PC gaming for 12 years.
My online name has a slightly lengthy backstory, oddly enough.
Screw trends. Even the word alone is a sharp punch to the English language.
Loyalty to the Lamb! Death to the degenerates!
Do you ever worry you might be going mad?
It is recommended to not get on my bad side,
but thankfully, it is very hard to get on my bad side.
Ever paired a cup of Earl Grey or Darjeeling tea with a peanut butter sandwich?
Bongos are an insult to Jazz.
2005-2009 was the trashiest cultural era, but that doesn't mean it was the worst.
I am still the proud owner of a Server-Clearing Jarate!
Dota 2 All MOBAs are overrated. E-sports is lame.
I could go for a barbecue bacon burger, a large order of fries,
orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.
To defeat the true enemies of the state, we must first defeat the true enemy of our own state, division.
I'm sane, I swear.
"But we're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy." -Seal
The internet is like the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone, and twitter is the Elephant's Foot.
I don't care if I'm labeled a RageHeavy, being one feels so- wait, are they still a thing?
You have not lived until you have played Garry's Mod.
And remember, your opinion is usually valid,
unless you're a private Steam profile,
then your opinion is 100% invalidated.
You can take the g a m e r out of Steam,
but you can never take the Steam out of the g a m e r .
People that say "life's unfair" are usually the same people who make life unfair.
The worst kind of evil is evil that doesn't realize that it's evil.
A broken heart is blind, but hindsight is 20/20.
"The worst kind of bein' alone is knowing that you're not on anyone else's mind." -Worth Fighting For, 2006
Being different is what keeps us from being a bunch of mindless meat puppets.
"I think a really good way of making people happy is feeding them baked goods.
It's like feeding them happiness." -the King of Sweden, 2015
Elizabeth in contemporary clothing is underrated.
В игре
Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii
Витрина иллюстраций
Create-a-World
6
Stuff About Me
Name: InventingKing
Birthday: May 13
Age: Just ask
Gender: Take a guess.

I play games.
I'm a semi-retired Source Engine artist.
I also draw and paint a bit.
I'm also into technology from '95 to '03.
Elizabeth is still my favorite video game character period.
BioShock, Fallout, and The Sims are my three favorite game series of all time.
I am perpetually stuck in the year 2003. Do not attempt to rescue me, I love it here.

Okay, heads up, leave a comment before adding! Now that I got your attention, if I don't accept your friend request, it's because of one or more of these things:
1. I've never interacted with you at all. (Through games, comments, chat, etc.)
2. You don't have a good reason.
3. You added me to trade. I don't trade.
4. You failed my vibe check. Sorry. :\

That's pretty much it.

What my Statuses Mean
Online: I'm right here, feel free to shoot me a message.
Away: I'm not right here. Simple as that. Although I may have forgotten to change it.
In-Game: I'm still here. Message response time will differ depending on what game I'm in, though.
Offline: I'm either asleep or very far away.
Витрина иллюстраций
Zombies and FIRE
14 3
Витрина избранных иллюстраций
A painted portrait of Elizabeth
12
Любимая игра
118
Часов сыграно
80
Достижений
Витрина избранных иллюстраций
Clyde & King vs. Evil
34 2
Витрина скриншотов
A silly thing me and Dr. Samux made to be the thumbnail for my GMod collection.
7 3 1
Витрина скриншотов
1 hour well spent- wait, what?
20 4
Витрина обзора
3 205 ч. сыграно
Tired of playing ship simulators where all you do is transport large amounts of cargo on a big 'ol boat across the ocean?
Well, look no further. This is the real Ship Simulator. ; )
Любимая группа
Pour la gloire d'Elizabeth!
20
Участники
2
в игре
4
в сети
9
В чате
Любимое руководство
Создано: DonSeismo
Оценок: 982
This guide will help you to beat the game in 1999 Mode and to get the Auld Lang Syne & Scavenger Hunt achievements.
Витрина мастерской
READ THIS IF YOU'VE DOWNLOADED THE PACK FROM MY WEBSITE/FACEPUNCH THREAD: The elizabeth_prisitine files you have in usermod may override the newer workshop ones! You'd want to delete it to make sure you have the latest version (the files are models/dpfilms
Оценок: 644
Создано: Revzin и DPotatoman
Успехи стимопланетянина
Уровень
21
Сражений с боссами
20

Опыт
17 784 118
Витрина мастерской
9
Работ
43
Подписчиков
Витрина наград
x4
x3
x23
x19
x1
85
Полученные награды
101
Выданные награды
Недавняя активность
31 ч. всего
В игре
1 197 ч. всего
последний запуск 3 мар
112 ч. всего
последний запуск 3 мар
500 ед. опыта
Комментарии
Tuna loves Devvo 25 янв в 12:11 
low tour ape
Göblin 18 янв в 5:56 
How many farts ?
PurpleCreativeValiant 13 дек. 2024 г. в 0:27 
:portiahiggins:
InventingKing 4 ноя. 2024 г. в 14:46 
It's just something I sometimes hear when people talk about the original The Sims. I think it was something about it being Will Wright's core vision of the game. I'm pretty sure you'll hear about it in most Sims 1 retrospectives.
DeadSpace47 4 ноя. 2024 г. в 14:35 
Can you explain what you mean more or a statement on consumerism?
InventingKing 4 ноя. 2024 г. в 14:31 
I tried it seven years back. Even managed to make a couple custom faces.
It was kinda brutal. I nearly couldn't let my sims do anything outside of just barely getting their skills up for their promotions, and keeping their needs above surviving levels- even in the expansion worlds and activities from Hot Date, Vacation, Makin' Magic, etc.
Even though it was really as some say, less of a life sim and more of a statement on consumerism, I still kinda appreciated it.