Recent reviews by dennis prager

closest were gonna get to persona on PC, eat your heart out boys

edit - i spoke too soon

I will never get back the 100 hours I wasted on Paladins

great game if my camera would stop having an aneurysm

harvest moon for normies, featuring more ugly chicks but smoother gameplay

community suffers from a very deadly dual affliction of "thinking its funny" while also being "unfunny", resulting in resident funnymen chatting up when they should shut up

a nice fix would be to add a shape sorter every time you boot up with a microphone so only people above 30 IQ points can use it, siphoning off a large portion (90% in my calculations) of the community

literally one of the best platforming games of all time
good story, good art, pretty much the peak of sonic everywhere from voices to sound

kickback is that half of every level that doesnt include sonic or shadow is awful but no lie the rest of the game makes up for it

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot car to play with like uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu came in 5 seconds

This games online is aids

And like they say in the movie jerry maguire “you had me at aids”

TOGETHER WE CAN SHOW THE WORLD WHAT WE CAN DO
YOU ARE NEXT TO ME AND IM NEXT TO YOU
PUSH THE ODDS THROUGH UNTIL THE VERY ENDDDDD

(its alright)

♥♥♥♥♥♥ racers fear the racing game that doesnt let you drive like captain falcon. right up there with nfs mw and carbon in gameplay. dont cope. REALLY solid if you just want to play a good, consistent racing game for 20 minutes or so