Recent reviews by dennis prager

Yeah! Who won the lottery? I did! Smell that air! Couldn't ya just drink it like booze! What lottery? The lottery, that's what lottery! Are you stupid? Oh my God smell that air! I'm a winner! I won the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lottery!



Bye.

A genuine PEAK in American stereotyping, play as a horribly, yet also amazingly well, voiced President, whose dialogue you don't know whether it to be genuine or ironic in the tone he says it. Oh yeah, he drives about a massive mech with LITERALLY billions of weapons attached. Nice.

Metal Wolf Chaos is a actual great game, filled to the brim with wacky ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stereotyping Americans which clearly came from foreign perspectives, and it's all great, I'd name a few examples, but then you'd have lesser reason to PLAY Metal Wolf Chaos.

It's clearly not a... Plot heavy game, The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vice president of the united states takes over and suddenly is a big bad, and he has a giant mech too, which none of the standard troops are given a fraction of, which I believe to be quite deserved, BECAUSE THERE LLITERALLLY EQUIPEPD WITH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NOTHING AGAINST A HUGE METAL MECHA W"""!!!!

Metal Wolf's gameplay is solid, it can be a bit drowsy at times, shooting aimlessly at bases, and the bosses aren't very boss-like in that adrenaline your supposed to be feeling you get with some games, more so: They usually have a ♥♥♥♥-ton of rockets, and Metal Wolf definitely teaches you "rocket = bad".

Definitely play this game, though I recommend perhaps on a sale, it IS worth your time if you let it get to the best of it's wacky, fun mech ♥♥♥♥. (Which admittedly may be just walking and steam-rolling fodder enemies for the beginning)

right now its definitely one of those "£20 on winter sale" type of games tbh

spent 2 hours trying to bang zoe and she "blew my mind in a very different way"

hand traps ruined yugioh

I got the traitor achievement in my first session

Yo. I had the usual for lunch... Ramen tastes a lot better when you're
cutting class. ...Make sure you invite me next time.

[He turns his back.]

Say something, will ya...? Why are you always like that? You're so
stubborn. Put yourself in my shoes for a change...

[He turns back around and leans on the table.]

...You think it's the other way around, huh? I guess you're right...
I was too obsessed with power... Ever since I lost Miki, that's all
I've cared about... I thought that if I was strong enough, I could
protect anyone... But, I was wrong... And now, you're gone too...
I'm such an idiot.

[He hangs his head and pounds the table a few times in frustration.]

In battle, there's always a chance of dying... I knew that! But...
I was so focused on fighting that I didn't notice anything else! It
didn't matter how tough I was! Look what happened!

[He drops down to his knees.]

Ahhhhhhhhh...

[He looks back up at the picture.]

...Yeah, I know... Crying won't change anything, will it...?

[He stands back up.]

Alright, Shinji... You watch from there with Miki. I still have things
to do, right?

> The resolution in Akihiko's heart has awakened a new Persona...


> Polydeuces has given rise to Caesar!


GIVE US ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHINJI, EMO JESUS IS BACK AND DANCING, AND THE WORLD COULD END AT ANY MOMENT CAUSE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ISNT A SEAL, WHY ARENT KORO AND SHINJI PLAYABLE HERE?!?!?!?!!?!!!!!!!!!!

enemy head go boom

if you choose ugandan knuckles as an avatar august of 2018 you are the bad kind of special and need to be lynched asap

>get wicked sweet tools to murder
>ruthlessly murder hundreds with little regard
>continue despite cities degradation
>get bad ending

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHT3bdczPaM