Hey if you don't want your trading cards can I have them?

Can I tell you a story?
Once upon a time there was a man I mean boy named MattyBRaps he knew to himself the he had a crush on one person:Pear Of Bears. He chased after her every day but her dad HyperGamer921 stopped him everyday.Why are you even still reading this? So MattyBRaps won over Pear's heart by turning into a special man named Dante. Hyper accepted him espically since Dante was his grandkid. After they wanted Dante was alone in a bus stop arrested for child por- I mean being a bully and he didnt know what to do so he turned to Hyper the beautiful man still not understanding why you're readding this but happy. So Dante got arrested and he was sad so Pear also arrested himself so she could be with Dante. They lived happily while a boy named Azzy was alone. So he started dating a turtle named seriously stop reading this cmon this is way too much reading. And Hyper was also a therpaist/wingman/god/goddess/dad/grandfather/dog/king/bing. So he helped Azzy through tough times because he needed it. Hyper and Azzy went on adventures to 7-11 where two times Azzy almost got abducted. But Hyper was a great dad and he knew Azzy is a bully and needs help.