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Recent reviews by Takiton

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0.8 hrs on record
much easier with a controller
Posted 22 June.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Posted 17 March, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
25.0 hrs on record (22.5 hrs at review time)
it taught me how to move crates with a forklift and utilise social skills when hauling crates with doolin

10/10

Nozomi managed to resist my charms without hinting she wanted it the whole time,
real wholesome experience
Posted 16 February, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.9 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
i jerked off to this game relentlessly
i jerked it over and over and over and over
jerking and jerking and jerking and jerking
jerked until the skin of my penis became tougher than leather
i jerked out all the fluids in my body
and was left nothing but a pile of skin floating in a puddle of semen
jerked away my whole life and soul
i feel so empty now
rip
didn't get the no fap achievement :(

game leaves people soulless 10/10
Posted 14 November, 2021. Last edited 14 November, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
8.0 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
Great game, short and sweet and poetic in it's own way.

Cute ending

Bye!
Posted 10 October, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
171.9 hrs on record (60.0 hrs at review time)
All i can say is that pedestrians in this game are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying, it's like they want to be killed.
Posted 27 July, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
46.8 hrs on record (27.7 hrs at review time)
Kingdom Come in your bum for a sum as i put you on the run with a burger and a bun

& you'll live out the rest of your days as a nun, now you're done, have my son, so much fun
Posted 26 April, 2018. Last edited 26 April, 2018.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
149.8 hrs on record (28.8 hrs at review time)
Erectile Dysfunction Force DEPLOY!!
Posted 25 November, 2017. Last edited 29 November, 2017.
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4 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
my first achievement was " we came in peace "

but i prefer to ♥♥♥ in a climactic rage.


gg
Posted 23 November, 2017.
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7 people found this review helpful
10.2 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick
Posted 28 July, 2017.
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