Recent reviews by HichigoS

There are a lot of different simulator games from PlayWay, but most of them don't deserve any attention. This one, on the another hand, is a pretty good Viscera-like sim game, with a comprehensive game design, enjoyable mechanics and pretty decent environmental narrative.

Pros:
- Good level design in the most of maps
- Funny remarks from GG, kind of like Postal guy
- Exquisite cleaning mechanics (like the complexity of stains, different materials + different stains = complexity)
- Secrets and collectibles are interesting and fun
- You can pet Dexter!

Cons:
- Last two maps feel rushed in terms of GD, poor water supply locations, complicated layout
- Some places on maps is unnaturally and frustratingly dark
- Game is pretty short, I hope for mods or DLC

Crashes with DirectX errors 100% cases if I use Alt-Tab or Win keys. Crashes with the same error sporadically during the game. Another piece of utter ♥♥♥♥, generated by bright heads in EA. Well done not surprising me again.

Terrible piece of **** game in terms of UX. All the things that you've used to in tactical top-down games just don't work the way they should work from the common sense point of view. Except from that - boring and repetitive, mechanics lack polish, the game provides very little diversity in terms of building your characters.
On a positive side - pretty neat graphics, it has more or less engaging narrative, funny behavior and jokes from the mutants that you control. and solid atmosphere of post-apocalypse.
The conclusion would be - don't waste your time, replay XCOM 2 once again, if you have some time to spare.

213 hours for a single run, without testing different builds and mythic paths. Still better, than playing MOBA's.

Re-skin of Vermintide 2. Does it worth any money? I guess so.

Addictive piece of **** as MMO, but also a piece of **** in terms of technical implementation. Gonna continue to play, just really love to suffer.

An overconfidence is a slow and incedious killer.

You'll enjoy this game if:

• You like dying
  
• You are stubborn as a fckin mule
  
• You like challenge (pretty much the same as previous point)

That's it.

Oh, one more thing: skip all the crap they're proposing you as a loadout. Take as many turrels as you can. They are the only tools that will possibly save you from dying from your bad aim or from bad aim of your friends. If you have some, of course.

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Human

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Human

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovley
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs