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Recent reviews by ★ Уummу Уugi ★

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323.2 hrs on record (126.1 hrs at review time)
Playing this game was like trying to juggle flaming swords while riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a pit of angry beavers. The only thing more frustrating than the controls was the realization that I had willingly subjected myself to this digital circus. If I could rate it in negative stars, I would, but unfortunately, the laws of the universe only allow for a one-star minimum. Buyer beware: this game makes root canals seem like a spa day
Posted 23 November, 2023.
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152.7 hrs on record
cool
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
72.7 hrs on record (27.7 hrs at review time)
EPIC!!!
Posted 3 December, 2019. Last edited 24 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
2.2 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
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Posted 30 June, 2019.
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1,892.6 hrs on record (1,892.5 hrs at review time)
Dota 2 is like a toxic relationship you can’t quit—but it’s also the best decision you’ll ever make. The gameplay is a perfect mix of teamwork, strategy, and a little bit of chaos. Every match is a rollercoaster of emotions: one moment you're a godlike hero carrying your team, the next you're pinging your courier because you accidentally bought a second pair of boots.

Sure, you’ll be flamed by a 12-year-old on the other side of the globe, but that’s just part of the charm! Where else can you get the thrill of perfectly landing a Black Hole, followed by your whole team forgetting to follow up?

Dota 2 doesn’t just test your gaming skills—it teaches you life lessons like patience, perseverance, and the value of muting your teammates. 10/10, would uninstall and reinstall again
Posted 23 November, 2016. Last edited 28 November, 2024.
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