Recent reviews by Ira Mortis

If you're into games where you can't see enemies, but they can see you, then this is a good game. However, if your brain hasn't been run through a blender, then don't play this. Only get this for Payday, I guess. These levels are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and full of enemies that can kill you as soon as you spawn, or that can kill you when you can't even see them.

Proudly made in the USA, baby!

This is a nightmere.

Not sure why so many people give this a good review, I got stuck on invisible walls often, and knowing where to go was a nightmere since 90% of the time its a random object that looks identical to the wall its on. The story also has a similar issue: What is it? I havent been able to follow the story at all, other than... Metrocop has bad luck, then randomly goes into a citadel while trying to escape a city?

The gunfights are always the same, large number of enemies with little to no direction of where to go, and a few infinite ammo crates. Half life 1 had a similar issue where its gunfights were pretty similar, but at least in THAT game I know somewhat where I'm going.

Also, not to mention: NODE GRAPH OUT OF DATE: REBUILDING

This is an amazing game. I hope for a sequel soon. Please make more!

Side note:
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.

10/10, would do puzzles for cake again.

I love this game. It's so fun, especially when you just get in a server where everyone is doing the same taunt. Very fun gameplay, challenging and fun.

Seemed fun, and the last time I played it was years ago, so I gave it a try again. It doesn't even boot up, I have tried everything yet it just doesn't. I have above the minimum requirements for this game, it just so happens there is a max at some point, and my PC is too much for the game. When you make a game, make sure it can run on modern computers. The game from what footage I can see, seems fun, but my experience isn't good. Not recommended.

I enjoyed the game, don't get me wrong. But some of the things didn't make sense. As an example, you had to spray a ball with gel to stop it from falling, then spray it with a different gel. That doesn't sit right with me, as I don't recall official portal ever doing that. I also got completely lost on the final chamber, ended up having to use a weird way to complete it as there isn't very clear indication of where to go. That's another complaint, in many areas they distract you with things you don't need to do. Overall, the game is fun, but feels like A nuclear reactor with unlabeled indication lights.

best game ever. Hands down. You think there's a better game than this you can go and D I E

Funniest ♥♥♥♥ i've ever seen.