Entropy

I'm not brave enough to explore my scat fetish

I took a picture of my butthole on vacation with my brothers camera, came out of the bathroom and heard my family say…let’s take a look at todays pictures. My heart sank, my brother grabbed the camera and plugged it into the super high tech tv and it started with the last picture…the image was pixelated, then readjusted, less pixels…again…less pixels….again…as my family leaned in less pixels and then a 40” butthole on the tv. 

My family all jumped back as soon as the picture cleared up, everyone knew I just got out of the bathroom. 

Was the most embarrassed I’ve ever been. Never thought my parents and grandparents would have seen my adult butthole. 

What eldritch memes and hyper-occult sigils have invaded your psyche? Let us compare our chapel perilous experiences and piece together the cosmic jigsaw!

Fun fact about CPAP! You can open your mouth and send the air out your mouth like a dragon. I like to not brush my teeth so I can take that baby to cons and blast mfs with dank breath before they know whats happening.

So this is what it feels like to be born, sang a vast multitude of voices, right before they were silenced by the crushing pressure of infinite gravity.