GoldenGateKING
United States
Condoms aren't completely safe, a friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus - Bob Rubin

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Condoms aren't completely safe, a friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus - Bob Rubin

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Level
57
Director of Acquisitions
770 XP
Currently Offline
Profile Awards  1
Badges  38
Games  520
Inventory   
Screenshots  193
Reviews  6
Groups  16
Jerma's Group
44,705 Members
Yume Nikki
1,736 Members
Cynical Brit Gaming
38,976 Members
Game Collector
520
Games Owned
629
DLC Owned
6
Reviews
97
Wishlisted
Featured Games
Favorite Group
Jerma's Group - Public Group
Jerma's Big Group
44,705
Members
2,193
In-Game
13,660
Online
1,051
In Chat
Screenshot Showcase
beautiful
+ 189
Favorite Game
Team Fortress 2
2,553
Hours played
412
Achievements
The Gentle Mann of Leisure
100 XP
Achievement Progress   412 of 520
+407
Screenshots 60
Recent Activity
129.5 hours past 2 weeks
6.1 hrs on record
last played on 17 Jun
Pacific Drive
Achievement Progress   10 of 49
+5
277 hrs on record
last played on 16 Jun
Left 4 Dead 2
Achievement Progress   66 of 101
+61
Screenshots 5
57 hrs on record
last played on 16 Jun
ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN
Achievement Progress   33 of 37
+28
Comments
ElfishStalker 2 Feb @ 4:55am 
Congrats on your rollercoaster... masochist
PoohqueQuahooque 15 Sep, 2023 @ 7:52pm 
Hamborger
nitro. 9 Feb, 2021 @ 1:33pm 
have my kids pls
Rye-bread 8 Dec, 2020 @ 12:06am 
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Rye-bread 10 Dec, 2019 @ 9:30pm 
o.o ..... <.< .... O.o... Hold on, Sir. You... are a.. boy gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.> A fine, alluring man such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection..By informing me that you, are indeed, a boy gamer, who plays Minecraft!!! O.O My beautiful man. I will treat you right forever, I will cherish and treasure you, I will mine you diamonds and protect you from Endermen. My sir.. be my player two....