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[WARNING: DO NOT READ OTHER REVIEWS. THEY DO NOT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT]

Humanity Asset

A game where you can fully explore a vast 2-D landscape as an Orange Alien trying to take over Earth. Now I don't really want to get too into the game since there would be alot of spoilers. You have a vast arsenal of weapons: Miniguns, Lasers, Shotguns, Machineguns, and even a little cute A.I. that follows you around. With great A.I. and the graphics that are astounding(For a 10$ game of course!), its a good, even great attempt at a
metroid-vania game!

Pros
-Gameplay: Astounding. Shooting polygons felt so right as the massive weaponry I could use made it one of my all time favourite game. Even a classic!

-Soundtrack: So good that it's even my ringtone!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrkSFwvQSOE

-Mechanics: Sliding and jumping are great, but could use a little polishing as I sometimes find that im slipping off edges that I shouldn't be sliding off of, but it's still good

-Graphics: Phenominal. Static backgrounds are great for those computers that can't run crysis on thier computers, so the developers did think of the low-end PC gamers with computers not as good as mine. Even if my computer is great, I love seeing the classic tree background, or just plain dirt. And boy do I love seeing dirt.

Cons
Are you stupid? There are no Cons. Other reviews are wrong

Conclusion

BUY THIS GAME

Its worth the 10 bucks. When its on sale, then its even better! You cannot compare this to any other high-market games such as CallOfDuty, MetalGearSolid, LeagueOfLegends, Zelda, or even Heartstone! This game is great with a powerful backstory of taking over the earth and how a lone alien does it all,

10/10 Where is my sequel?
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Shturman 23 marca 2021 o 11:30 
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