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2 people found this review helpful
29.0 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Wow, the game has potential but it is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DISASTER right now. The asteroid that hit the moon in this game didn't cause as many problems as this is suffering from.

So far- Randomly loaded the game and I couldn't LEFT CLICK!

Taking a contract makes your drones go ADD on completing it. Changing the priority means nothing. Your entire base WILL FAIL while all the necessary resources to fix anything are shoved into the expedition center.

You can't micromanage anything. Need something done now or you'll lose? Too bad. The game will get around to it when it wants.

Drones will sit idle doing nothing with hundreds of tasks needed to be done (I'm assuming the game assigns tasks to individual drones, so one drone will have 400 tasks to complete, others will have 0, and it will not delegate. And you can't micromanage so you're just screwed.

This HAS to be the first time these developers have ever played or made a game of this Genre. I refuse to believe they've played other games, because the mistakes they're making are the same mistakes that have been made for decades, and design decisions that were abandoned in the early 2000s because they were terrible for gameplay, and here they are making these exact same mistakes like would only be done by someone who had done 0 research of the genre prior.
Posted 17 July, 2024.
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3.6 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Cat Game 2024
Posted 12 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.1 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
It's not that this game was made by someone who loves FPS games, which they clearly do. It's not that this was made by a company that was competent enough to bring back the feel of FEAR in their gameplay, which again this company is.

It's that they UNDERSTAND WHAT AN FPS SHOULD BE AND FEEL LIKE. It's literally refeshing to play an FPS game that puts me in encounters where I'm actually getting excited by the gameplay. I'm not frustrated by level design or cheating AI. I'm getting into shootouts where my brain is going "oh ♥♥♥♥ oh ♥♥♥♥ oh ♥♥♥♥" as what I've learned to do against bad AI in an FPS IS NOT WORKING.I have to think again and out-play my opponents, and the last time I felt that was probably the first time I played FEAR 1.

I have to think more and faster in these Shoot-outs than I do in most Multiplayer FPS games I've played in the last decade. I'm 36. My first FPS was Wolfenstein 3D and I haven't stopped playing them since.

I don't recommend this game, if you love FPS games I insist you play this game.
Posted 15 July, 2023.
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38 people found this review helpful
27 people found this review funny
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6.2 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
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Posted 24 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
132.1 hrs on record (10.6 hrs at review time)
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Posted 28 November, 2022. Last edited 28 November, 2022.
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22 people found this review helpful
276.2 hrs on record (70.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
UPDATE: We have video proof of the admins spawning in a base and supplies when the collies were starting to lose. Also upon speaking with clans on the other team we have statistical proof that the drop rates for materials required to increase tech in this game are SIGNIFICANTLY higher on the collie side, explaining their massive tech advantage early on. Game is dead, Devs intentionally killed it thinking the player base was stupid and wouldn't notice. DO NOT BUY.

It's a fun game, unfortunately the Dev team not only does nothing to stop rampant cheating and trolling, but actually bans talking about the problems.

Players will make alt accounts, then drive expensive tanks and supplies into rivers to destroy them. They'll run around TKing people so the other side can advance faster. This has been well documented and reported hundreds of times, and the Dev team doesn't care.

This is literally one of the "They've got your money, they don't care about anything after" situations you hear about but rarely actually see in action. I won't be playing again until the dev team completely reverses course and actually addresses and does something about the rampant alting, cheating, and trolling.

wait to buy until the devs do their jobs.
Posted 7 September, 2021. Last edited 29 September, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
62.4 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
You get an achievement for when you ♥♥♥♥ up spectacularly. 10/10
Posted 28 June, 2021.
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27 people found this review helpful
8.2 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
You have to understand what you're getting in to with this program. I won't really even say game even though it has lots of minigames and XP within it. This is really a game / program for people who LOVE guns and want to learn about guns.

Why does the full version cost so much? These are all real life weapons. No slightly editing the name to avoid copyright, that Colt Python is 100% recreation of the colt python at a gun store. That kinda stuff cost licensing agreements. Also the devs deserve a paycheck as well. You're paying a premium to get the real deal.

This game will show you EVERY bolt and spring in a gun down to the inside workings of a dust cover or pieces of a bolt group. I have used this game to learn how to field strip guns before I bought them (and learn the inner workings of ones I already do own). This game will NOT teach you exactly how to do it IRL as you're just clicking, not using torque wrenches, copper punches and rubber tappers, C-Clamps or delta ring removal tools to name a few.

Do you LOVE guns and want to know everything about how they actually work? This is your game. Do you want a hyper realistic mil sim? You're in the wrong place.
Posted 20 June, 2021.
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35 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
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0.2 hrs on record
I don't do enough drugs to be playing this game.

This game is if Bang Energy drinks made an LSD flavor.

They use this game to test if 13 year olds with ADHD have epilepsy.

It's like you gave the tweaker kid in high school a bunch of coding and digital art lessons.

MSPaint became sentient, read 4chan and then made an FPS.

It's what John Romero had intended Daikatana to be.

I'm fairly certain the developers don't remember making this. They just woke up after a "The Hangover" style weekend and the exe for this was just sitting on their desktop.

I give this game an involuntary muscle twitch out of 10
Posted 19 August, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
14.0 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
RIP AND TEAR! MUST KILL FAST BUT BULLETS TOO SLOW!
Posted 20 March, 2020.
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