I know it's been a while but it happened again. 'Blaziken'. Came. Through. This time instead of just simply winning a match, he won the hearts of everyone around him. I was playing my favorite game. Garfield Kart, with a couple of buddies. Well who else by Gaming 'Blaziken' Town to come riding in and steals not only the game, but the show, the people, and the hearts of everyone. He finished the race in -0.3 seconds (a new record) and before I knew it my home was being invaded by SWAT, the Press, and thousands of adoring fans, all hoping to usher him to safety. My home is still destroyed by the raid and I'm still cleaning up glitter from the after party that came with, but all I can say is thank you to the 'Blaziken' for consecrating my home as holy ground for his excellence.

+rep great guy

'Blaziken' is a little whining punk. He took away my chance to install a big titty vampire waifu on the throne of a en elective monarchy. I will never forgive him and I hope that even though he stopped world war 3, has the world record in every garfield kart category and is literally the best guy ever, that he stubs his pinkie toe on his coffee table at two am when the lights are out, his feet are only in socks, and when he recoils, he steps in the 2 AM ice cold water that he just poured.

Just when you think he's done it all, 'Blaziken' always finds a new way to rise from the ashes and claim victory once again. Earlier I was having a deep discussion with the legend himself, a true blessing to all but a few people, and while I tried to maintain my composure in his presence, he began talking to me about his newest conquest. Slay the Spire. I am but a humble gamer, trying the game out, acting more like a child plays with blocks. Along came 'Blaziken', who told me that not only had he beaten the game on his first try, but continues to beat it without ever losing once. What little composure I had quickly melted away as I knelt down in awe of this absolute God of a gamer. But that's not all, he then waved his hand over me, bestowing on me the tiniest of boons and yet my strength increased tenfold, allowing me just enough strength to continue to play Slay the Spire.

11/10 would rate higher if Gaming 'Blaziken' Town would let me
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'Blaziken' continues to impress with his latest misadventure. This dude single-handedly ended the terrorist regime of Seraphine simps that attempted a complete takeover and genocide of the chad Viktor stans. Thankfully, it was No Nut November, and my mans has the self-restraint of Jesus. The buildup of clarity he experienced was so potent he simply waved his hand, and the simps all vanished into thin air.

God bless Gaming 'Blaziken' Town

+rep. Tried to ♥♥♥♥ my wife, then when he realized I didn't have one, became my wife instead. I tell you, there's nothing a goof friend won't do for you, and Blaziken certainly is that friend for me

+rep Gaming 'Blaziken' Town took my wife out on a very nice dinner and taught her how to play Garfield Kart