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7 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
631.6 hrs on record (593.6 hrs at review time)
Playing EU4 is like being the main character in a historical fanfic written by a drunk historian. One minute you’re vibing as Portugal exploring the seas, the next you’re invading Sweden because they insulted your navy’s drip. The game’s motto is basically 'What if I committed a war crime, but ✨diplomatically✨?' 10/10, would bankrupt my nation for a single province again.
Posted 4 December, 2024.
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186.5 hrs on record (81.1 hrs at review time)
"𝑵𝑪 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒂 𝒄𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒃𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒃𝒖𝒅𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒔."
Posted 4 January, 2022. Last edited 21 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
168.3 hrs on record (76.1 hrs at review time)
Just...come back to it. Please
Posted 20 December, 2021. Last edited 3 April, 2022.
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14 people found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
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641.9 hrs on record (36.0 hrs at review time)
Took me a while to get used to this... *7 hours of tutorials* but holy hell I am addicted. If only I would get more time to play it. Maybe I can get a claim on my boss...
Posted 6 June, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
314.6 hrs on record (99.4 hrs at review time)
It’s big, it’s long, it’s pretty deep
Posted 4 April, 2020.
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15 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
81.0 hrs on record (31.8 hrs at review time)
Radicals rise to prominence. Madness replaces logic. A firm rule of an iron fist? Or divine right of a God? Human compassion, or cold logic akin to a Difference Engine? Ones and zeros, or the will to live? Grudges of old, or reconciliation? The mission, or our humanity? Murders for a lie, or honest plight?


Whatever the future holds... the Great Winter is certain. And with it... the Storm.


Godspeed, brave men and women. Godspeed.
Posted 15 December, 2019.
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613.0 hrs on record (543.4 hrs at review time)
Loved every second of it
Posted 7 October, 2019. Last edited 24 February, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,660.0 hrs on record (1,283.8 hrs at review time)
Yes
Posted 7 October, 2019. Last edited 18 December, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
750.1 hrs on record (63.0 hrs at review time)
"𝙄 𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙧, 𝙏𝙤 𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙩𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙗𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮, 𝙄𝙣 𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙐𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙉𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙀𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙝, 𝙏𝙤 𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙩𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙈𝙖𝙣, 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙪𝙧𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙖𝙡 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚, 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙩𝙝𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙋𝙖𝙘𝙞𝙛𝙞𝙘, 𝙏𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙭𝙮, 𝙁𝙤𝙧 𝙖𝙨 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙨 𝙄, 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡, 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚"

or you can go full xenophobic and kill'em all :p

9/10, a beautiful game that still needs some improvements here and there
Posted 20 March, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
142.3 hrs on record (47.2 hrs at review time)
Revan, Bastila, Carth, Mission, Zaalbar, Juhani, HK, Canderous, and Jolee would form the crew of the Ebon Hawk, and together, embark on a journey unlike any other in the Star Wars Universe. One that is a tale of friendship and hope. A saga of darkness and light. An examination of morality and corruption. A study of past sorrows giving way to future joys… all these things and more. Framed by the journeys of Revan, who wanted nothing more than to keep the galaxy and those he loved, safe.

Together, the crew would endure the trials of Tatooine’s Dune Sea, uncover the mysteries of the Utopian society of Manaan, trudge through the thick worshyr forests of Kashyyk, and encounter, first hand, the power of the Dark side on the Sith academy of Korriban. Piece by piece, planet by planet, they would complete the Star map. And with it, their destinies as peacekeepers of the galaxy.
Posted 29 November, 2016. Last edited 15 June, 2017.
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