Recent reviews by FunkeymonkeyTTR

For a start its way overpriced, you get less than 80 single player levels across 2 campaigns (Retro & Neo) and then some very basic levels are used for the 25 player battle royale & versus mode.

The battle royale has this stupid boss with a ridiculous time limit, matches are like 15 minutes long and you have to outplay 24 other players just to get to this boss and then your win is stolen because you got bad RNG or didn't perfect the final 30 seconds. its so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garbage.

Neo mode sucks cause the ball goes way too fast and speeds up way too fast, the ball is at full speed within about 5 seconds and full speed is probably the fastest brick breaker game speed you'll have ever seen, if you lack power-ups on some of the later levels you're basically stuck there until you get lucky. relying on luck is not fun..

Retro mode would be ok if it didn't have tons of levels where you have to guide the ball through a hole between some unbreakable blocks that's only very slightly bigger than the ball itself, so you just bounce around these levels for eternity until you get bored and stop caring.

Then you've got the occasionally buggy mouse acceleration, center of the paddle that isn't quite lined up properly and all those floating bits of ♥♥♥♥ that materialize out of thin air to screw you at every opportunity.

This is the best recording/streaming software by far, thanks for bringing it to steam!
hopefully steam cloud save is added soon so I don't have to lose my settings again...

Crashes Constantly, its even acknowledged on the store page but stated to be ''occasional''
4 times in 10 minutes isn't occasional! its unplayable.

This game seems to be bugged in some way on every headset.

I tested using Vive, Index and Oculus rift CV1 controllers.

The Vive doesn't work at all, the Index and Rift controllers cannot grab fish when using lures, I reported this on the forums 12 days ago but got no reply.

https://steamproxy.net/app/1200220/discussions/0/3193615617164200797/

Lures are required to progress with the quests or the game is just a painfully boring grind.

its interesting but this game is so unbelievably blurry on the Vive and gave me such severe motion sickness I threw up 4 times in a row, if it weren't so foggy and harsh to look at I'd have probably been fine but this really messed me up.

this issue is only present with the Vive so you should be fine with any other supported headset
https://steamproxy.net/app/841120/discussions/0/1694920442966355266/

Vive support should just be removed from the storepage with the state its in

I really like this idle clicker game, The progression is nice and the dungeons give you something fun to do while idling. Can honestly say I prefer this over cookie clicker.

Note: I haven't had any of the bugs other people have been complaining about.

This is an interesting VR experience with some pretty nice visuals.

The game is full of neat references and eggs.

I recommend giving it a try, its free!

Has the worst inventory system I've ever known in any VR game.

There's a bug on the 3rd level (Paris) that completely stops your progression literally 3 seconds from the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ end and the developers have done nothing about it.
https://steamproxy.net/app/690810/discussions/0/2996548763044540939/

There's many other extremely annoying things in this game that just make it unfun to play.

Ruined my game with the latest update, What the ♥♥♥♥ is this censorship really. https://steamproxy.net/steamstore/news/app/617830/view/2992063678829322336

''Considering sensitive time we’re living in, we can do better than that. You deserve better. All scenes alluding to self harm are now completely removed from the game.''

absolutely pathetic.

I reserved the 512gb model with the better glass, faster SSD & exclusive virtual keyboard theme.

Deposit experience:
I was ready to reserve this model the second it was purchase enabled, however the store instantly died which caused me an 8 minute delay! when my purchase finally went through I found my queue position was now 1409...

Some people had it worse though, they got a 1 hour cooldown for trying ''too many purchases in a short time'' by the time that was lifted the queue was likely 10x higher than my position.

I was gonna give this a bad review however all the bugs were eventually fixed and you can now reserve without issue.