Recent reviews by FunkeymonkeyTTR

Happy to support the developers, excellent work on upgrading the classic Return To Castle Wolfenstein and bringing it to steam with workshop and achievements!!

What a buggy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mess honestly, it crashes and freezes constantly and co-op achievements bug out for no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this game, words can't truly describe how terrible this is but I'll try anyway.

Paddle speed is limited & often delayed which which makes using the mouse garbage.
Dumbass effects are constantly blocking your view
Garbage physics throw your ball in random directions CONSTANTLY, hitting a corner in this game is like random direction roulette.
There's absolutely no ball control, later levels in this game are just 20-30 minute RNG battles while you try get the ball in some 5 pixel width gap between 2 unbreakable blocks.
Achievements are impossible, they require doing the whole game in survival mode which is 100 levels in one sitting starting you with 5 lives... I'm losing all 5 lives every single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ level TO NO FAULT OF MY OWN multiple times.

I like brick breaker games and I'm generally good at them but this is a massive piece of ♥♥♥♥, buy something else.

Pretty cool little software with the ability to save game / steam keys or any notes with its built-in word document and have them backed up to the steam cloud! the developer is super helpful, listens to all feedback and quickly fixes bugs.

its so crap the game doesn't even end when its suppose to most of the time, so now I'm just sat here with my perfectly placed bombs on a completed map with the timer still running and no achievement... wtf

Garbage game stole my credits after already BUYING the weapon with micro transactions.

Needs some kind of despawn system, this game gets so unbelievably laggy the more you destroy things.

This game would be a lot easier if it didn't have other people in it...

This is the most basic timer software I've ever seen...

* Cat art is nice but it blocks the timer on hover.
* Timer only has 1 function and that is to countdown.
* Can't be resized.
* No volume control.
* Can't overlay.
* Timer only goes up to 99:59 (100 hours).
* No minimize to tray option.

it has 2 options in the settings, one changes the language and the other mutes the software entirely.

if you're looking for a free timer software and don't mind a prompt to upgrade to premium everytime you run it, you can download a much more customizable version here http://www.xnotestopwatch.com/

Update: Read the full story here https://steamproxy.net/groups/Sentinels_of_the_Store/announcements/detail/2495505669486891393

Make sure you hit ignore on this developers latest game published under a new name so this doesn't happen to you again https://steamproxy.net/steamstore/app/1353210/CAPITAL/

Unacceptable! Developer revoked legit steam keys. Activated 18th January 2018

(The original announcement was deleted and replaced with a message stating the game will be removed from sale)
https://steamproxy.net/games/525460/announcements/detail/2393048143819672242

He confirms in the announcement the keys came from ''My business partner'' then types all that dribble about ''being exposed to fraud by a third party seller''' how is it fraud when it came from your own business?

There's literally no higher up you can go for this thing, and after 2.5 years he finally does something about it by revoking the game away from innocent customers / fans, this should have been resolved behind closed doors but instead this is apparently somehow my fault.