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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
ปลดล็อค 13 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 10: 34pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
ปลดล็อค 13 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 10: 43pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
ปลดล็อค 13 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 10: 37pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
ปลดล็อค 20 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 1: 02pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
ปลดล็อค 13 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 10: 35pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
ปลดล็อค 23 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 12: 50am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
ปลดล็อค 15 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 9: 07am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
ปลดล็อค 17 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 6: 31am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
ปลดล็อค 17 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 7: 11am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
ปลดล็อค 18 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 7: 45am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
ปลดล็อค 18 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 8: 33am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
ปลดล็อค 22 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 7: 50am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
ปลดล็อค 23 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 1: 21am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
ปลดล็อค 20 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 12: 46pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
ปลดล็อค 18 ส.ค. 2014 @ 2: 05pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
ปลดล็อค 18 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 8: 25am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
ปลดล็อค 23 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 12: 59am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
ปลดล็อค 18 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 8: 45am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
ปลดล็อค 20 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 12: 42pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
ปลดล็อค 19 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 8: 10am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
ปลดล็อค 17 ส.ค. 2014 @ 5: 40am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
ปลดล็อค 20 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 1: 21pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
ปลดล็อค 14 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 1: 39am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
ปลดล็อค 21 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 1: 46pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
ปลดล็อค 21 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 2: 33pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
ปลดล็อค 20 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 12: 29pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
ปลดล็อค 20 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 12: 08pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
ปลดล็อค 18 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 7: 56am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
ปลดล็อค 22 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 8: 01am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
ปลดล็อค 18 ส.ค. 2014 @ 2: 07pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
ปลดล็อค 19 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 7: 09am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
ปลดล็อค 18 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 8: 24am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
ปลดล็อค 22 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 7: 56am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
ปลดล็อค 9 ส.ค. 2014 @ 4: 35pm

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
ปลดล็อค 9 ส.ค. 2014 @ 4: 35pm

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
ปลดล็อค 9 ส.ค. 2014 @ 4: 46pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
ปลดล็อค 23 ส.ค. 2014 @ 7: 45am

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
ปลดล็อค 29 ก.ย. 2014 @ 11: 14am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
ปลดล็อค 20 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 12: 09pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
ปลดล็อค 18 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 9: 19am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
ปลดล็อค 18 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 7: 26am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
ปลดล็อค 17 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 6: 45am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
ปลดล็อค 22 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 7: 34am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
ปลดล็อค 22 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 7: 23am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
ปลดล็อค 20 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 1: 04pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
ปลดล็อค 19 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 7: 43am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
ปลดล็อค 18 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 7: 46am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
ปลดล็อค 15 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 8: 54am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
ปลดล็อค 15 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 9: 10am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
ปลดล็อค 9 ส.ค. 2014 @ 5: 14pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
ปลดล็อค 13 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 10: 30pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
ปลดล็อค 13 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 10: 45pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
ปลดล็อค 18 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 8: 48am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
ปลดล็อค 15 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 9: 10am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
ปลดล็อค 17 ส.ค. 2014 @ 5: 53am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
ปลดล็อค 19 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 7: 51am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
ปลดล็อค 13 ส.ค. 2014 @ 2: 58pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
ปลดล็อค 18 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 7: 56am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
ปลดล็อค 19 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 7: 44am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
ปลดล็อค 20 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 12: 26pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
ปลดล็อค 13 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 10: 44pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
ปลดล็อค 19 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 8: 07am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
ปลดล็อค 18 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 1: 25pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
ปลดล็อค 18 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 1: 08pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
ปลดล็อค 18 ส.ค. 2014 @ 1: 58pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
ปลดล็อค 19 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 7: 34am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
ปลดล็อค 13 ส.ค. 2014 @ 4: 17pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
ปลดล็อค 23 ธ.ค. 2013 @ 1: 22am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
ปลดล็อค 4 พ.ย. 2015 @ 1: 54am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
ปลดล็อค 4 พ.ย. 2015 @ 9: 26am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
ปลดล็อค 5 พ.ย. 2015 @ 2: 21pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
ปลดล็อค 5 พ.ย. 2015 @ 4: 06pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
ปลดล็อค 6 พ.ย. 2015 @ 3: 35am

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
ปลดล็อค 6 พ.ย. 2015 @ 4: 03am

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
ปลดล็อค 6 พ.ย. 2015 @ 4: 13am

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
ปลดล็อค 6 พ.ย. 2015 @ 3: 57am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
ปลดล็อค 4 พ.ย. 2015 @ 1: 32am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
ปลดล็อค 4 พ.ย. 2015 @ 8: 24am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
ปลดล็อค 4 พ.ย. 2015 @ 8: 17am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
ปลดล็อค 5 พ.ย. 2015 @ 9: 49am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
ปลดล็อค 5 พ.ย. 2015 @ 10: 04am

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
ปลดล็อค 5 พ.ย. 2015 @ 3: 32pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
ปลดล็อค 5 พ.ย. 2015 @ 2: 19pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
ปลดล็อค 4 พ.ย. 2015 @ 8: 15am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
ปลดล็อค 4 พ.ย. 2015 @ 8: 49am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
ปลดล็อค 4 พ.ย. 2015 @ 9: 12am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
ปลดล็อค 5 พ.ย. 2015 @ 10: 36am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
ปลดล็อค 4 พ.ย. 2015 @ 8: 47am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
ปลดล็อค 3 มี.ค. 2018 @ 9: 21am