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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 13.12.2013 klo 22.34

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 13.12.2013 klo 22.43

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 13.12.2013 klo 22.37

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 20.12.2013 klo 13.02

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 13.12.2013 klo 22.35

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 23.12.2013 klo 0.50

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 15.12.2013 klo 9.07

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 17.12.2013 klo 6.31

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 17.12.2013 klo 7.11

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 7.45

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 8.33

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 22.12.2013 klo 7.50

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 23.12.2013 klo 1.21

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 20.12.2013 klo 12.46

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 18.8.2014 klo 14.05

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 8.25

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 23.12.2013 klo 0.59

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 8.45

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 20.12.2013 klo 12.42

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 19.12.2013 klo 8.10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 17.8.2014 klo 5.40

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 20.12.2013 klo 13.21

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 14.12.2013 klo 1.39

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 21.12.2013 klo 13.46

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 21.12.2013 klo 14.33

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 20.12.2013 klo 12.29

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 20.12.2013 klo 12.08

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 7.56

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 22.12.2013 klo 8.01

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Avattu 18.8.2014 klo 14.07

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 19.12.2013 klo 7.09

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 8.24

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 22.12.2013 klo 7.56

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Avattu 9.8.2014 klo 16.35

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 9.8.2014 klo 16.35

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Avattu 9.8.2014 klo 16.46

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Avattu 23.8.2014 klo 7.45

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 29.9.2014 klo 11.14

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 20.12.2013 klo 12.09

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 9.19

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 7.26

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 17.12.2013 klo 6.45

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 22.12.2013 klo 7.34

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 22.12.2013 klo 7.23

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 20.12.2013 klo 13.04

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 19.12.2013 klo 7.43

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 7.46

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 15.12.2013 klo 8.54

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 15.12.2013 klo 9.10

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 9.8.2014 klo 17.14

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 13.12.2013 klo 22.30

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 13.12.2013 klo 22.45

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 8.48

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 15.12.2013 klo 9.10

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 17.8.2014 klo 5.53

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 19.12.2013 klo 7.51

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 13.8.2014 klo 14.58

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 7.56

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 19.12.2013 klo 7.44

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 20.12.2013 klo 12.26

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 13.12.2013 klo 22.44

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 19.12.2013 klo 8.07

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 13.25

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 13.08

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 18.8.2014 klo 13.58

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 19.12.2013 klo 7.34

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 13.8.2014 klo 16.17

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 23.12.2013 klo 1.22

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 4.11.2015 klo 1.54

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 4.11.2015 klo 9.26

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 5.11.2015 klo 14.21

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 5.11.2015 klo 16.06

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 6.11.2015 klo 3.35

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Avattu 6.11.2015 klo 4.03

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 6.11.2015 klo 4.13

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 6.11.2015 klo 3.57

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Avattu 4.11.2015 klo 1.32

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Avattu 4.11.2015 klo 8.24

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Avattu 4.11.2015 klo 8.17

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Avattu 5.11.2015 klo 9.49

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 5.11.2015 klo 10.04

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Avattu 5.11.2015 klo 15.32

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 5.11.2015 klo 14.19

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Avattu 4.11.2015 klo 8.15

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 4.11.2015 klo 8.49

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 4.11.2015 klo 9.12

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Avattu 5.11.2015 klo 10.36

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 4.11.2015 klo 8.47

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 3.3.2018 klo 9.21