บทวิจารณ์ล่าสุดโดย El Grande Dookie Real

Choices matter. Period. Is good.

It's short, but I enjoyed every second of it.

Except. For. Those. F***ing. Chefs.

The game is quality. but I'm not talking about the game in this review. I need to instead talk about my experiences after I finished the game. I immediately downloaded the soundtrack and went outside. I went on a morning run and hit play on the first song in the album.

TL;DR I listened to the soundtrack and started to slaughter demons with my BFG as I ascended from hell


also, update 6.66 ... well played, id

Quack quack mother f****r

If I had to describe this game in two words:
hell. yes.

I involved millions of customers in collisions. 10/10 quality injury simulator

BAH BAH MOTHA F***A

To quote Garry from not even five minutes into the game, "Oh, you think this can hold me? Well, I'm outta here boys."
Flawless dialogue. 11/10

I loved this game. The story is amazing and I found myself intrigued by the mixture of gameplay and television-show-esq videos. Each choice has weight. I loved many of the different game mechanics and enemies. I loved my first playthrough and am excited for more.

It's like Skyrim, but special. Need I say more?

Seems like a great game so far. I've encountered no issues thus far.
I'm playing on a Windows 10 pc with an Intel i7 4790K processor.