Prior to shooting me a request, you need to meet the following guidelines:

#1 - Your account must be level 5 or greater. Rarely will I make exceptions (and these exceptions are made to people I know PERSONALLY outside of Steam).

#2 - Your profile has to look like you've worked on it, and it has to look like it belongs to you. You have to have some stability with it, and some gaming hours.

#3 - That being said, own some games. Don't create an account just to follow me. I add people with the intent to play with them. A person with an empty account takes up space that could be filled by a friend who legitimately wants to co-op with me.

#4 - Don't send me messages with suspicious links. I'll block you.

#5 - If we've had a "falling out" in the past and went separate ways, don't contact me through here. I plug-in seeking respite from reality after long nights at work. There is no reservoir of emotions on this end; it was spent on the patients. You'll be ignored, and there's a strong chance you'll get blocked.

#6 - Gifts are nice, and I'm super grateful for the spoiling many of you have been doing to me.

#7 - That girl in the avatar is me! I tour the country as a model and got featured in Maxim a few times; it's totally fun.


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