Recent reviews by Ivan Teurer

I find it incredibly tedious, very punishing hunger and thirst mechanic, its just a hassle to eat and drink every 4 minutes, better meals are hard to obtain and barely last longer, below 20% you slow down a lot, better meals are reliant on depleting non-farmable resources like clay bowls which you eat alongside the soup for example.
Shark respawns every few minutes to attack you underwater or permanently attack your boat, requiring repairs

Very common and random and UNSOLVABLE bug where some players simply cannot connect to other people or servers

You cant play Multiplayer until you unlock level 20.
Forces you to play a tutorial too.

yea, ive had a lot of fun. Very many good memories. Still good but used to be better before those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flying bikes

I bought this game 10 years ago and its one of my favourite games, i cant even pinpoint why exactly.
Very good art style and direction, the scenery in every level is beautiful. The character design too. Very interesting gameplay mix of TD and shooting, with various perks that can tip the scale to either side.

While very visibly unreal engine 3, i think its one of the prettiest games made with that engine. You can tell that much of the game is made with love as theres easter eggs and little other details everywhere.

I dont know what a vtuber is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This was one of my favourite shooters ever, i dont have many hours in it, but its like the perfect inbetween mix of tactifcal and fast paced shooters. Imagine a mix of tf2, overwatch and CSGO somehow. It jusst works. Unfortunately its dead now, but it was really fun and i liked the graphics and style too.

RIP!!!!!!!!!!

A lot of customisation and funny players and events on servers.

Its like the other ones

Something about the controls feels so uncomfortably primitive and dumb, like it ignored standard control conventions like being able to drag and select more than 1 unit, or making units not walk in a straight line, rubbing along walls and walking through fires (the latter might be intentional).
Levels cant be restartet, quitting the game closes it directly, no option to go directly back to main menu.
Shift clicking to give several orders in a row is simply not possible as far as i know.
Some units can automatically perform orders in an area, like firefighters extinguishing more than 1 fire, but some can't, so i have to manually make paramedics click and heal a dozen wounded, 10 seconds time in-between.

It would be a nice and detailed game but it feels like the controls are intentionally annoying and uncomfortably tedious to use