Recent reviews by Ivan Teurer

At least as good as LiS, perhaps better, but also shorter




:^)

Yes

I turned the meat into a cyborg so they could work for my machines

I stole 2 Planets from my neighbours and ate the Natives.

Then i gave their remaining empire so much of my newly aquired food that they gave me minerals and told me wherever all their fleets were.

That was very useful when i ate the rest of them.

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I played as Elves and wanted to wipe out all the Dwarves.
When i arrived they were already wiped out.
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I stole planets and gassed the entire native populations.
Then everyone got angry at me :(
Except the remaining empire, they were Ok with me killing them :)

Warning!

These are the stomping grouds

Diver Gameplay:

UGG UGG STAB BAD FISH WITH SPEAR OR SHOOT WITH SPEAR GUN! UHUHUHU !
PROTECT ROBOT LOOT GOLD

Shark Gameplay:

EAT

CAMPAIGN
The singleplayer campaign is completly boring once you leave the north and have a full stack.
(information: i played on normal, archaon as general, never made a second army)

The early campaign is quite normal, when you help, or wipe out the nordic tribes, but once you have a strong army and start to destroy city after city it just gets boring.

My task was to wipe out the empire, but they apparently owned every city possible.
So i besieged for 2 turns, wiped annihilated the garrison, destroyed the city, waited 4 turns to recover,
and repeat
It was always the same empire garrison with halberdies and bihanders and 1 mortar.
Occasionally they send the an army (always the same units) to stop me, but it just increased my post-battle-recovery to 6 turns.
The only mildly interesting things were the rare events where i have to fight a chaos bird demon thing (no, its not a unit you can play as)
Also, you spread chaos corruption wherever you go, but its faster to simply destroy the city instead of waiting for some kind of riot.
After destroying Altdorf, and probably 70% of the giant empire, (turn 250) i just quit, because i also had to destroy the even bigger dwarf empire


UNITS
Their Units are good and diverse, they have lots of big boys, and a cannon that doubles as a human-oven shooting tortured souls (homing)
They also have gorilla chariots, and no ranged infantry
Their mounts for generals are awesome (2 headed chaos dragons), and the models for most of their units

I killeed ther berserk queen before meeting my first normal berserk


the trailer doesnt make sense why would someone have an entire team with WAR suits, but still use normal swords

Also, the bosses are very ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard
only buy if you are good in this game

Tip: use these weapon mods that give you a 5% chance of instant killing them, thats how i killed a full Berserk and the Archon

Actually a very good game, it is quite similar to XCOM:EU.

Story:
Aliens already occupied the earth, do something!

Pros:
-extremly good alien design, like in The burau: Xcom declassified
-Way better graphics
-(especially with anarchy DLC) many,many options to customize soldiers
-ADVENT captain's helmet
-good mechanics that also worked in EU
-cool map design and props
-procedurally generated maps
- [/b] FULL MOD SUPPORT [/b]
-snake tits
-different campaign gameplay
-Stealth feature!
-melee
-interesting story

Cons:
-You need a better pc than for XCOM:EU because it looks better
-Sometimes low FPS when shooting
-some missions have timers, but its justified
-my game crashes sometimes when i close it, do i dont care about that


New features:
Stealth
Working melee
Mod support
Different campaign gameplay
"dark events"
Sectoids have butts now

You can feed your army with butter!







Lost my bigger review because i clicked it away :(