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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Здобуто 31 груд. 2016 о 15:34

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Здобуто 31 груд. 2016 о 15:31

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Здобуто 3 січ. 2017 о 6:14

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Здобуто 28 січ. 2017 о 5:09

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Здобуто 5 січ. 2017 о 9:23

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Здобуто 6 січ. 2017 о 13:40

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Здобуто 16 січ. 2017 о 12:05

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Здобуто 16 січ. 2017 о 15:33

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Здобуто 16 січ. 2017 о 16:02

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Здобуто 16 січ. 2017 о 16:38

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Здобуто 17 січ. 2017 о 9:03

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Здобуто 6 лют. 2017 о 12:30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Здобуто 17 січ. 2017 о 8:36

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Здобуто 28 січ. 2017 о 15:23

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Здобуто 5 верес. 2019 о 6:05

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Здобуто 17 січ. 2017 о 9:20

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Здобуто 5 трав. 2022 о 9:23

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Здобуто 4 трав. 2022 о 8:16

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Здобуто 17 січ. 2017 о 8:28

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Здобуто 17 січ. 2017 о 7:37

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Здобуто 17 січ. 2017 о 9:08

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Здобуто 28 січ. 2017 о 14:30

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Здобуто 28 січ. 2017 о 14:15

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Здобуто 16 січ. 2017 о 16:11

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Здобуто 17 січ. 2017 о 8:24

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Здобуто 4 черв. 2017 о 11:07

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Здобуто 17 січ. 2017 о 9:07

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Здобуто 7 лют. 2017 о 4:24

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Здобуто 16 січ. 2017 о 16:39

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Здобуто 7 лют. 2017 о 4:24

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Здобуто 7 лют. 2017 о 4:24

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Здобуто 29 січ. 2017 о 13:01

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Здобуто 3 січ. 2017 о 6:14

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Здобуто 31 груд. 2016 о 16:14

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Здобуто 17 січ. 2017 о 8:07

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Здобуто 1 січ. 2017 о 10:28

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Здобуто 28 січ. 2017 о 14:28

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Здобуто 31 груд. 2016 о 15:33

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Здобуто 1 січ. 2017 о 10:28

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Здобуто 5 січ. 2017 о 6:54

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Здобуто 28 січ. 2017 о 14:25

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Здобуто 4 трав. 2022 о 11:06

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Здобуто 1 січ. 2017 о 10:26

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Здобуто 28 січ. 2017 о 14:24

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Здобуто 31 груд. 2016 о 16:00

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Здобуто 10 верес. 2019 о 15:15

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Здобуто 6 лют. 2017 о 12:31

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Здобуто 28 січ. 2017 о 15:10

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Здобуто 28 січ. 2017 о 15:35

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Здобуто 6 лют. 2017 о 13:49

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Здобуто 7 лют. 2017 о 4:16

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Здобуто 7 лют. 2017 о 4:16

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Здобуто 7 лют. 2017 о 4:16

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Здобуто 7 лют. 2017 о 4:16

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Здобуто 28 січ. 2017 о 15:07

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Здобуто 6 лют. 2017 о 13:47

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Здобуто 17 січ. 2017 о 6:42



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
19 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 30

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
70 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+11

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