Prestatievoortgang van _addelay_RHI in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Ontgrendeld op 31 dec 2016 om 15:34

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Ontgrendeld op 31 dec 2016 om 15:31

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Ontgrendeld op 3 jan 2017 om 6:14

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jan 2017 om 5:09

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Ontgrendeld op 5 jan 2017 om 9:23

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jan 2017 om 13:40

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Ontgrendeld op 16 jan 2017 om 12:05

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Ontgrendeld op 16 jan 2017 om 15:33

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Ontgrendeld op 16 jan 2017 om 16:02

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Ontgrendeld op 16 jan 2017 om 16:38

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jan 2017 om 9:03

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Ontgrendeld op 6 feb 2017 om 12:30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jan 2017 om 8:36

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jan 2017 om 15:23

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Ontgrendeld op 5 sep 2019 om 6:05

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jan 2017 om 9:20

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Ontgrendeld op 5 mei 2022 om 9:23

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Ontgrendeld op 4 mei 2022 om 8:16

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jan 2017 om 8:28

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jan 2017 om 7:37

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jan 2017 om 9:08

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jan 2017 om 14:30

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jan 2017 om 14:15

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Ontgrendeld op 16 jan 2017 om 16:11

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jan 2017 om 8:24

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Ontgrendeld op 4 jun 2017 om 11:07

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jan 2017 om 9:07

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Ontgrendeld op 7 feb 2017 om 4:24

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Ontgrendeld op 16 jan 2017 om 16:39

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Ontgrendeld op 7 feb 2017 om 4:24

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Ontgrendeld op 7 feb 2017 om 4:24

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Ontgrendeld op 29 jan 2017 om 13:01

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Ontgrendeld op 3 jan 2017 om 6:14

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Ontgrendeld op 31 dec 2016 om 16:14

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jan 2017 om 8:07

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Ontgrendeld op 1 jan 2017 om 10:28

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jan 2017 om 14:28

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Ontgrendeld op 31 dec 2016 om 15:33

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Ontgrendeld op 1 jan 2017 om 10:28

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Ontgrendeld op 5 jan 2017 om 6:54

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jan 2017 om 14:25

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Ontgrendeld op 4 mei 2022 om 11:06

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Ontgrendeld op 1 jan 2017 om 10:26

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jan 2017 om 14:24

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 31 dec 2016 om 16:00

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Ontgrendeld op 10 sep 2019 om 15:15

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Ontgrendeld op 6 feb 2017 om 12:31

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jan 2017 om 15:10

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jan 2017 om 15:35

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Ontgrendeld op 6 feb 2017 om 13:49

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Ontgrendeld op 7 feb 2017 om 4:16

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Ontgrendeld op 7 feb 2017 om 4:16

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Ontgrendeld op 7 feb 2017 om 4:16

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Ontgrendeld op 7 feb 2017 om 4:16

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jan 2017 om 15:07

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Ontgrendeld op 6 feb 2017 om 13:47

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jan 2017 om 6:42

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

19 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

70 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30