Käyttäjän _addelay_RHI POSTAL 2-saavutukset

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Avattu 31.12.2016 klo 15.34

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Avattu 31.12.2016 klo 15.31

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Avattu 3.1.2017 klo 6.14

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Avattu 28.1.2017 klo 5.09

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Avattu 5.1.2017 klo 9.23

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Avattu 6.1.2017 klo 13.40

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Avattu 16.1.2017 klo 12.05

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Avattu 16.1.2017 klo 15.33

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Avattu 16.1.2017 klo 16.02

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Avattu 16.1.2017 klo 16.38

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Avattu 17.1.2017 klo 9.03

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Avattu 6.2.2017 klo 12.30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Avattu 17.1.2017 klo 8.36

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Avattu 28.1.2017 klo 15.23

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Avattu 5.9.2019 klo 6.05

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Avattu 17.1.2017 klo 9.20

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Avattu 5.5.2022 klo 9.23

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Avattu 4.5.2022 klo 8.16

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Avattu 17.1.2017 klo 8.28

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Avattu 17.1.2017 klo 7.37

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Avattu 17.1.2017 klo 9.08

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Avattu 28.1.2017 klo 14.30

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Avattu 28.1.2017 klo 14.15

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Avattu 16.1.2017 klo 16.11

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Avattu 17.1.2017 klo 8.24

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Avattu 4.6.2017 klo 11.07

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Avattu 17.1.2017 klo 9.07

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Avattu 7.2.2017 klo 4.24

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Avattu 16.1.2017 klo 16.39

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Avattu 7.2.2017 klo 4.24

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Avattu 7.2.2017 klo 4.24

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Avattu 29.1.2017 klo 13.01

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Avattu 3.1.2017 klo 6.14

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Avattu 31.12.2016 klo 16.14

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Avattu 17.1.2017 klo 8.07

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Avattu 1.1.2017 klo 10.28

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Avattu 28.1.2017 klo 14.28

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Avattu 31.12.2016 klo 15.33

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Avattu 1.1.2017 klo 10.28

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Avattu 5.1.2017 klo 6.54

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Avattu 28.1.2017 klo 14.25

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Avattu 4.5.2022 klo 11.06

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Avattu 1.1.2017 klo 10.26

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Avattu 28.1.2017 klo 14.24

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Avattu 31.12.2016 klo 16.00

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Avattu 10.9.2019 klo 15.15

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Avattu 6.2.2017 klo 12.31

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Avattu 28.1.2017 klo 15.10

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Avattu 28.1.2017 klo 15.35

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Avattu 6.2.2017 klo 13.49

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Avattu 7.2.2017 klo 4.16

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Avattu 7.2.2017 klo 4.16

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Avattu 7.2.2017 klo 4.16

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Avattu 7.2.2017 klo 4.16

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Avattu 28.1.2017 klo 15.07

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Avattu 6.2.2017 klo 13.47

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Avattu 17.1.2017 klo 6.42

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

19 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

70 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30