This isn't fake. Apparently, if you copy and paste this on ten comments in the next ten minutes, you will have the best day of your life tomorrow. You will either get kissed or asked out. if you break this chain you will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. In the next 53 minutes someone will say I love you

ggs, good survivor round :)

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🔯Shalom am 48 year yehudi from israel. Sorry for my bed england. Iselled my reparations for shekels for internet connection for play ''conter stirk'' and i want become the goodest goyim like you Iplay with 6 gorillion ping on Auschwitz server and i am Global elite 2. I am also Global elite in real lif-... OY VEY i meant am very poor pls gib shekels for the holocaust. pls no copy pasterino my story or you're a racist anti-semetic nazi.🔯

I'm polite. Each time I approach one, I say "konichiwa". I always ask them about their favorite anime before talking about my waifu. They're usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with them, and how they usually get disinterested because I'm a white guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of Pearl Harbor, but I don't hold it against them. They weren't in Unit 731, so why judge them for ti? Why can't the himes just realize that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and even live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person accuse of all the rice I eat and the anime I watch).

Hewwo dis ish teh FBI, Furry Bulge Inspection agency, coming to awwest u for poswession of an iwwegally big bulgie uwu. Now I will inspwect u.

*sniffs and notices ur bulge* owo wats dis squeezie ur bulgie uwu ish sho juicy and big owo